Many of you will have been alarmed, as was I, to read of “initiation ceremonies” carried out at seats of learning in the UK, as reported on the BBC news channels and on their website.
Rituals include roomfuls of young people forced to sit in ‘lecture theatres’ where uneducated, uncommunicative and dull ‘lecturers’ prattle on for upwards of an hour about subjects that are of no interest to anyone, and serve no practical purpose. The lecturers serve no practical purpose either, otherwise they would be doing something useful.
The young people are forced to pay for this humiliation, going into debt to finance this. It can be argued that they may as well go into debt, as they will never be able to afford to buy houses anyway, but these financial hardships often mean that they have little money left for buying essentials, such as drugs and contraceptives.
For three years or more, the brainwashing that they have already been subjected to for 13 years or so at ‘school’ continues. They are told that attending lectures, writing essays on marketing or organic chemistry and passing the examinations at the end of their sentence will, in some way equip them to succeed in later life.
They are not told (and are kept too busy to discover for themselves) that later life consists of being fucked up by callous rich bastards and cocksucking politicians who have no vestige of humanity and care nothing for the planet, its future or its inhabitants.
My good friend Tom has alluded to his escape from such a place of Orwellian indoctrination many years ago. Please take heart from that, and see that he has managed to survive these nigh on forty years without ever fitting in to, or being accepted by, society. I fear, however, that the indoctrination techniques have improved in recent years, and there is little hope of escape for the current inmates.
I have set up a foundation to help these unfortunates. Please send a financial contribution to me now. I guarantee that none of your donations will be squandered on the young, who are far too blinkered to use them wisely, but will, instead, help to aid me in my campaigns against the lickspittles and bastards in the financial institutions and stockmarkets. Or, at least, they might help me to buy my plasma television.