tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post113523399794913807..comments2024-02-23T13:00:04.071+00:00Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: Fa la la la la, la la la BOLLOCKSVicus Scurrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1135264600974173552005-12-22T15:16:00.000+00:002005-12-22T15:16:00.000+00:00Spindleshanks, I'm afraid that does not count, unl...Spindleshanks, I'm afraid that does not count, unless she gets grouchy at times other than when Botticelli comes up in the conversation.<BR/>If you can't get through Christmas without mentioning old Sandy, then it is a very poor show, in my view.<BR/>Now Raphael, that is a different matter. I cannot imagine how one would steer the emphasis away from him. Particularly if you watch ITV on Christmas day.<BR/><BR/>qqjowben - authority on Florentine art, noted for his ability to get on Spindleshanks' Aunt Janet's tits.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1135255440470583352005-12-22T12:44:00.000+00:002005-12-22T12:44:00.000+00:00I think the man should be honoured for sparing the...I think the man should be honoured for sparing the rest of us the ordeal of listening to the frightful din.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1135255261944694072005-12-22T12:41:00.000+00:002005-12-22T12:41:00.000+00:00Our primary school's annual local carol singing fo...Our primary school's annual local carol singing for charidee changed one year when our headmaster insisted that all pupils had to audition infront of him, and they had to know the words to every verse of every carol<BR/><BR/>Only two pupils in the school passed the audition.<BR/><BR/>The headmaster had gone a bit loony tunes.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1135244089701884432005-12-22T09:34:00.000+00:002005-12-22T09:34:00.000+00:00Hello readers.Do any of you have any grouchy elder...Hello readers.<BR/>Do any of you have any grouchy elderly relatives?<BR/>My aunty Caroline is in New Zealand, so she won't be coming here this Christmas, with her nit-picking and general geriatric behaviour.<BR/>I have to do all that myself.<BR/><BR/>txxbe - noise of disapproval when confronted by killjoys.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1135243918875645392005-12-22T09:31:00.000+00:002005-12-22T09:31:00.000+00:00Oh Sod off Mark. Write your own scripts. I posted ...Oh Sod off Mark. Write your own scripts. I posted before you.<BR/><BR/>I DID. I DID. Just didn't get that silly word you have to type in right.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1135243774973084472005-12-22T09:29:00.000+00:002005-12-22T09:29:00.000+00:00The prunes are obviously working. I'm so pleased. ...The prunes are obviously working. I'm so pleased. Using Ebenezer as a verb - you're good when you're good. We howled.<BR/><BR/>PS It's Aunt with a capital A and none of that ghastly 'Y' nonsense thank-you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1135243179195086752005-12-22T09:19:00.000+00:002005-12-22T09:19:00.000+00:00Ebenezer. Good verb. Bnyock. A Christmas Fundament...Ebenezer. Good verb. <BR/><BR/>Bnyock. A Christmas Fundamentalist.Mark Gamonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07545146140967396307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1135240754839150362005-12-22T08:39:00.000+00:002005-12-22T08:39:00.000+00:00Well Ebenezer, I'm sure giving them even a little ...Well Ebenezer, I'm sure giving them even a little bit of money will make sure that Tiny Tim and Waynetta can have their Turkey this year.<BR/><BR/>Our Church's Christmas Carol Singers stopped going round to the old folks homes after we asked for requests - someone asked for slient night and half of them burst into tears because "That was always Billy's favourite."<BR/><BR/>Such a happy time of year.MBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01347556687444483577noreply@blogger.com