tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post115435686690166539..comments2024-02-23T13:00:04.071+00:00Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: A return to more wholesome topics.Vicus Scurrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154692966322137602006-08-04T13:02:00.000+01:002006-08-04T13:02:00.000+01:00I once knew a person who thought he had the perfec...I once knew a person who thought he had the perfect solution to not being caught at chronic masturbation - using Nair as lubricant.<BR/><BR/><BR/>leczrya: Solidarity's 1970's American jazz cover band.Frontier Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04891697493412161849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154552231863625052006-08-02T21:57:00.000+01:002006-08-02T21:57:00.000+01:00Thank you, Marky, though my only hotness is of the...Thank you, Marky, though my only hotness is of the "hot-flashy" type so I REALLY appreciate the flattery. xxxCarmenztahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11766983162057446234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154531816616385452006-08-02T16:16:00.000+01:002006-08-02T16:16:00.000+01:00What're the three best States in the Union? The st...What're the three best States in the Union? <BR/><BR/>The state of confusion, the state of intoxication, and the state of Maine.<BR/><BR/>The old ones are always the best.<BR/><BR/>I forgive you your confusion, Carmen. But only cause I think you're hot.Mark Gamonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07545146140967396307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154530042619434892006-08-02T15:47:00.000+01:002006-08-02T15:47:00.000+01:00Marky,Thank you for clearing that up. "the scoreli...Marky,<BR/><BR/>Thank you for clearing that up. "the scoreline in your comment should have been listed as 'Bolton 2-0'." Well, shoot, of course I was confused! AND may I point out (sweetly) that the state of confusion is not one limited to us 'mericans, even though there may be a slight prevalence in our great nation.Carmenztahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11766983162057446234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154521682761876442006-08-02T13:28:00.000+01:002006-08-02T13:28:00.000+01:00When I Was 8 we'd barely thought of Cliff and the ...When I Was 8 we'd barely thought of Cliff and the Shadows, never mind Woodstock.<BR/><BR/>I feel strangely sad now.Mark Gamonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07545146140967396307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154516095855876612006-08-02T11:54:00.000+01:002006-08-02T11:54:00.000+01:00When I was 8 I was in Mrs Chittenden's class. Ever...When I was 8 I was in Mrs Chittenden's class. Everyone went to Woodstock and the second IoW. Except my Mum and Dad. And Mrs Chittenden's class.<BR/><BR/>Vicus and Tom are therefore both older than me but it's safe to say that there are probably parts of my brain with fewer holes in.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154511702850172362006-08-02T10:41:00.000+01:002006-08-02T10:41:00.000+01:00There's no shortage of confused Americans, but the...There's no shortage of confused Americans, but they may run out of things to throw soon, if Bush can't annex another country.<BR/><BR/>When I was eight, they shot Ruffian. Does that put it in a nice, sports-related context?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154508757999224052006-08-02T09:52:00.000+01:002006-08-02T09:52:00.000+01:00Carmy - strictly speaking, you're referring to a M...Carmy - strictly speaking, you're referring to a Manchester United 0-2. They were beaten by Bolton, who scored both the goals. However I understand from Tom's comment that Bolton were playing at home, which means the scoreline in your comment should have been listed as 'Bolton 2-0'.<BR/><BR/>Always happy to help a confused American out. You can throw things at me now - I'm ready to duck.Mark Gamonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07545146140967396307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154487792808612942006-08-02T04:03:00.000+01:002006-08-02T04:03:00.000+01:00Everyone that knows vicus, knows that. Apparently...Everyone that knows vicus, knows that. Apparently his next incarnation has something to do with hairy palms.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154471819821785732006-08-01T23:36:00.000+01:002006-08-01T23:36:00.000+01:00By the way Pammy, do you mean physically or spirit...By the way Pammy, do you mean physically or spiritually? As you know Vicus is very near the end of his karmic cycle.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154471737520285002006-08-01T23:35:00.000+01:002006-08-01T23:35:00.000+01:00When I was eight Johnny Haynes was on the losing s...When I was eight Johnny Haynes was on the losing side in the semi final.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154467918601100362006-08-01T22:31:00.000+01:002006-08-01T22:31:00.000+01:00When I was 8, Elton John's cousin broke his leg in...When I was 8, Elton John's cousin broke his leg in the cup final.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154466759269820842006-08-01T22:12:00.000+01:002006-08-01T22:12:00.000+01:00Who is older, vicus or Tommy?Inquiring minds need ...Who is older, vicus or Tommy?<BR/><BR/>Inquiring minds need to know. For research purposes.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154464986506203202006-08-01T21:43:00.000+01:002006-08-01T21:43:00.000+01:00Tommy, You are making me work hard here and I look...Tommy, You are making me work hard here and I look really funny when smoke comes out of my ears, especially at work. Ummm, I don't even know what a Man Utd 2-0 is.<BR/><BR/>yurxdjfj - Tommy's age in Roman numerals.<BR/><BR/>pwyna - A person of the masculine gender that is passing a kidney stone. (Am I the only one that gets these good word verifications?)Carmenztahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11766983162057446234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154458746366471582006-08-01T19:59:00.000+01:002006-08-01T19:59:00.000+01:00"short of" not "short due to", surely?"short of" not "short due to", surely?Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154449929140573342006-08-01T17:32:00.000+01:002006-08-01T17:32:00.000+01:00I am old but I'm not 73. I would not be out of pla...I am old but I'm not 73. I would not be out of place at your old folks friday get together. Anyway for the first 14 years of my life I wasn't into sex. Then I went 30 years without glasses but then I got my comeuppance and it all caught up with me. Carmy, guess my age - I was eight when Bolton Wanderers beat Man Utd 2-0 in the FA cup final.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154446282447491172006-08-01T16:31:00.000+01:002006-08-01T16:31:00.000+01:00Eyes were fine for 45 years, therefore been wearin...Eyes were fine for 45 years, therefore been wearing specs for 28 years.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154444171111206452006-08-01T15:56:00.000+01:002006-08-01T15:56:00.000+01:00Sheesh, Tommy, how long you been wearing glasses? ...Sheesh, Tommy, how long you been wearing glasses? Please help me out, I don't like doing mental math (I'm blonde).Carmenztahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11766983162057446234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154443166534352372006-08-01T15:39:00.000+01:002006-08-01T15:39:00.000+01:00Yes, Mark, there are women out there who want chil...Yes, Mark, there are women out there who want children who could earn their living by being extras in a remake of Deliverance.<BR/><BR/>maaxrzz - high quality shop in Devon.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154442999716072762006-08-01T15:36:00.000+01:002006-08-01T15:36:00.000+01:00There's a sperm bank in DEVON?My heavens. We do li...There's a sperm bank in DEVON?<BR/><BR/>My heavens. We do live in the 21st century now, don't we?Mark Gamonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07545146140967396307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154435216236824872006-08-01T13:26:00.000+01:002006-08-01T13:26:00.000+01:00I don't believe there's a shortage of wankers in t...I don't believe there's a shortage of wankers in the UK. Can't they recruit from Parliament?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154420609821528662006-08-01T09:23:00.000+01:002006-08-01T09:23:00.000+01:00I wish you'd posted this sooner. Now I have to can...I wish you'd posted this sooner. Now I have to cancel my order for the DVD.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154419595289783252006-08-01T09:06:00.000+01:002006-08-01T09:06:00.000+01:00As a regular contributor to my local sperm bank he...As a regular contributor to my local sperm bank here are one or two facts that may interest you.<BR/>They pay me extra because I'm middle class and organic.<BR/>They do have braille for blind wankers, they have little barbie dolls for them.<BR/>The receptionist on the front desk is so hot that by the time she's taken your details and given you your phial most clients are ready to go.<BR/>Carmy, yes I do wear glasses, but only for reading, and my eyes were fine for 45 years.<BR/>And Pammy, that's disgusting, get that kid out of your head.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154416515278533522006-08-01T08:15:00.000+01:002006-08-01T08:15:00.000+01:00Pamela when you say you have the Karate Kid stuck ...Pamela when you say you have the Karate Kid stuck in your head, do you mean that you have a recurring thought that you cannot eliminate from your mind, or have you been mixing your sexual adventures with martial arts again? I thought we spoke about that.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1154410097105604062006-08-01T06:28:00.000+01:002006-08-01T06:28:00.000+01:00Wank on Wank off. Sorry, I think I have the Karat...Wank on Wank off. <BR/><BR/>Sorry, I think I have the Karate Kid stuck in my head.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.com