tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post1598739787861384200..comments2024-02-23T13:00:04.071+00:00Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: He's back, snarling and pouring bile.Vicus Scurrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-70106891671278674982006-11-27T15:21:00.000+00:002006-11-27T15:21:00.000+00:00I find it troubling that these days my presence is...I find it troubling that these days my presence is required more often than not at funerals rather than at weddings.<br />Apparently those bloody actuarials are spot on.<br /><br />Although in both instances the ambience and generous remarks about the departed remains relatively unchanged, I find that the food is much better at funerals.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-5263463230903828902006-11-23T07:47:00.000+00:002006-11-23T07:47:00.000+00:00mark, because they want to make it very expensive ...mark, because they want to make it very expensive to leave them, and because they want to outfit their female friends in horrible dresses so they can laugh at them all later.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-17617410852563289712006-11-22T17:39:00.000+00:002006-11-22T17:39:00.000+00:00If people want to do that, Mark, then it is OK, is...If people want to do that, Mark, then it is OK, isn't it? I wanted to be married. It was between me and the lovely Mrs S. and no one else as far as I was concerned. What others do is fine by me, unless they expect to drag me into their silliness.<br />Not going to William and Kate's wedding either.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-58708478819529363442006-11-22T08:53:00.000+00:002006-11-22T08:53:00.000+00:00Vicus - long experience. I'm sure there are loads ...Vicus - long experience. I'm sure there are loads of people so secure in their relationship that being married is immaterial. But why on earth does a relationship need to be legally sanctified? It's a relationship, not a contract.Mark Gamonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07545146140967396307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-31601221802574745622006-11-21T21:36:00.000+00:002006-11-21T21:36:00.000+00:00Cherrypie. Perhaps we should get married? Can anyo...Cherrypie. Perhaps we should get married? Can anyone lend me five quid?Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-13884642605770936042006-11-21T20:12:00.000+00:002006-11-21T20:12:00.000+00:00Good Lord. I agree with Vicus. Whatever is becomin...Good Lord. I agree with Vicus. Whatever is becoming of me?Cherrypiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01601809750914618402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-49422483509359884962006-11-21T16:34:00.000+00:002006-11-21T16:34:00.000+00:00Of course I read it, Dave and did pick up the refe...Of course I read it, Dave and did pick up the reference. I trust that everyone who comes here has the common sense to read your journal on a daily basis.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-54560293638477860172006-11-21T15:43:00.000+00:002006-11-21T15:43:00.000+00:00By the way Vicus, I don't like to (as they say) bl...By the way Vicus, I don't like to (as they say) blog pimp, but I partly wrote my post on Sunday with you in mind. I don't know if you read it?Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-56055929896944554482006-11-21T13:43:00.000+00:002006-11-21T13:43:00.000+00:00xtc was part of the word verification.
also not h...xtc was part of the word verification.<br /><br />also not having the relatives at the marriage.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-61619608208789346922006-11-21T13:41:00.000+00:002006-11-21T13:41:00.000+00:00xtcWe did it quick and cheap and upset a few peopl...xtcWe did it quick and cheap and upset a few people.<br /><br />Tough titty.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-51101505236057848272006-11-21T10:43:00.000+00:002006-11-21T10:43:00.000+00:00Vicus, even the sweet Mrs S could not live with yo...Vicus, even the sweet Mrs S could not live with you for more than 20 years and not be corrupted to some degree by your torturous and twisted mind. <br />And what's with the limitations on only using already existing words - God, sometimes I think the 60s didn't even happen.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-54027256284418477772006-11-21T10:03:00.000+00:002006-11-21T10:03:00.000+00:00Tom, I am sure that Mrs S will be very interested ...Tom, I am sure that Mrs S will be very interested in your "once gorgeous" comment. As far as I am aware there is no such word as "bileous", but if there were, I have the feeling that you are about to discover the meaning.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-49257060207372023982006-11-21T09:46:00.000+00:002006-11-21T09:46:00.000+00:00Wyndham, there is still time to write a note....
...Wyndham, there is still time to write a note....<br /><br />"Please excuse Mr Triffid from attending the Wedding. He's had a billious attack"Roghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09430706557035189147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-11515669185479013632006-11-21T09:26:00.000+00:002006-11-21T09:26:00.000+00:00Vicus, I am greatly saddened by your views on mode...Vicus, I am greatly saddened by your views on modern marriage ceremonies. For me as a father, it gives me great pleasure that I will be picking up the tab for what will undoubtedly be the happiest day in both my daughters lives. Your cynical approach to life only hastens the day when all moral standards disintegrate from our society altogether.<br />And Kindness, please, please heed Pammy's warning. I have seen one too many pretty girls lives ruined by my misguided friends bileous views. His once gorgeous and sweet wife's etc etctom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-18737067886448017642006-11-21T07:39:00.000+00:002006-11-21T07:39:00.000+00:00Thank you, K, for your kind offer of accommodation...Thank you, K, for your kind offer of accommodation. Please specify whether the cats are already skinned, or do I have to bring my own knife?Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-38836644093681561952006-11-21T05:13:00.000+00:002006-11-21T05:13:00.000+00:00Vicus, yes Phoenix and your nephews have been in t...Vicus, yes Phoenix and your nephews have been in touch. They are the FBI guys who showed up this morning to search the place, right?<br /><br />eeeek! but Pammy how can I? I am supposed to be kind even to old snarling bile spewing blokes. May I come hide out with you?<br /><br />Richard, I somehow feel that VS and I are related and how could someone so kind as I deny him a place to sleep. And might I mention he would be sharing the bed with four cats. I know how much he loves cats, right Pammy?Kindnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03424710039883911915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-15685298247857937012006-11-20T21:44:00.000+00:002006-11-20T21:44:00.000+00:00Kindness, you'll get an email from him in a few we...Kindness, you'll get an email from him in a few weeks telling you you're his 13th cousin five times removed. He's after a free bed. He tried it with us, then realised he's banned from South Cheshire.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-63576322123244832892006-11-20T20:19:00.000+00:002006-11-20T20:19:00.000+00:00vicus, Scrooge has nothing on you m'dear.
Kindne...vicus, Scrooge has nothing on you m'dear. <br /><br />Kindness m'dear, run while you still can.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-35978190558600510822006-11-20T18:40:00.000+00:002006-11-20T18:40:00.000+00:00Murphmeister. Thank you.
Dave. Thank you.
Mark. Ho...Murphmeister. Thank you.<br />Dave. Thank you.<br />Mark. How do you know that for sure?<br />Realdoc. WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME?<br />Kindness: If you go on like this you will be my best friend? (I have relations in Arizona. Are you near Phoenix? My nephews will warn you about proximity to me.<br />Dave. Yes, she seems much too nice to be hanging around here, doesn't she? Perhaps she will find a kind friend to issue the appropriate warnings.<br />Wyndham. Yes please. Show the bride my picture and tell her that her husband will look like me within 10 years. Then tell the bridegroom, (did I just say bride and bridegroom? I meant her and him) that his wife will look like me in 5 years. And stopping wasting time and money on silly ceremonies. <br /><br />momxl - spreadsheet for calculating just how much a man of the moment I am.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-60435612469278220432006-11-20T17:29:00.000+00:002006-11-20T17:29:00.000+00:00I'm going to a wedding this weekend. I'll quote yo...I'm going to a wedding this weekend. I'll quote you loudly to the bride's mother during the ceremonyWyndhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06682812260329010391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-48897885294714905812006-11-20T16:51:00.000+00:002006-11-20T16:51:00.000+00:00Look Vicus, your new friend is gesturing to you.Look Vicus, your new friend is gesturing to you.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-63676510121965681722006-11-20T16:43:00.000+00:002006-11-20T16:43:00.000+00:00Aw Vicus, am I really your new friend? I delight i...Aw Vicus, am I really your new friend? I delight in your snarls and bathe in your bile. You are so kind!Kindnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03424710039883911915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-16730302062234403362006-11-20T15:48:00.000+00:002006-11-20T15:48:00.000+00:00Why didn't someone tell me that 15 years ago?Why didn't someone tell me that 15 years ago?realdochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02084002807834145023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-51100436759341593932006-11-20T14:44:00.000+00:002006-11-20T14:44:00.000+00:00Actually I'm not even letting you get away with op...Actually I'm not even letting you get away with option 2. Just live together: you'll like each other better as a result.Mark Gamonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07545146140967396307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-14823486441635680602006-11-20T11:31:00.000+00:002006-11-20T11:31:00.000+00:00So profoundly true.So profoundly true.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.com