tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post212140361865907064..comments2024-02-23T13:00:04.071+00:00Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: 60 glorious years of opening kindergartens.Vicus Scurrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1701951838492846102007-11-25T11:12:00.000+00:002007-11-25T11:12:00.000+00:00That reminds me: Must buy stamps!Outstanding post....That reminds me: Must buy stamps!<BR/><BR/>Outstanding post. Take ten republic points,Bozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02065257907482952779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-36307382016128673792007-11-23T13:17:00.000+00:002007-11-23T13:17:00.000+00:00Malc, I cannot keep tally of the number of times I...Malc, I cannot keep tally of the number of times I have had to remind Tom to have more respect for the monarchy. I apologise on his behalf.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-49019241885943668252007-11-23T13:11:00.000+00:002007-11-23T13:11:00.000+00:00'Hot babe'? Cripes! Is that allowed?Jimmy Page. . ...'Hot babe'? Cripes! Is that allowed?<BR/><BR/>Jimmy Page. . . and latterly Johnny Marr.Malcolm Cinnamondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05120038732155986660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-18232884588476002152007-11-22T19:52:00.000+00:002007-11-22T19:52:00.000+00:00I,LTV, do you not know your gangster movies starri...I,LTV, do you not know your gangster movies starring Bob Hoskins and Dame Helen? <BR/><BR/>Clue: It's not Roger Rabbit.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313387849115278988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-34586705076398594542007-11-22T00:23:00.000+00:002007-11-22T00:23:00.000+00:00. . .the greatest ever gangster movie. . .if I smi.... . .<I>the greatest ever gangster movie</I>. . .<BR/><BR/>if I smile sweetly, will you educate me, please <B>vicus</B>?<BR/><BR/>(actually, I can't quite believe that you wrote <B>"movie"</B>; but less of my cheek, eh!)I, Like The Viewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00423569600315825506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-39097700679605178002007-11-22T00:09:00.000+00:002007-11-22T00:09:00.000+00:00Needs must and everyone had their eyes closed.Needs must and everyone had their eyes closed.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313387849115278988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-69464801668841519872007-11-21T20:56:00.000+00:002007-11-21T20:56:00.000+00:00Dyna, and that was my favourite comment.Rimshot. T...Dyna, and that was my favourite comment.<BR/>Rimshot. Thank you. It is an ancient British greeting. Mr Hoskins used a slight variation in the greatest ever gangster movie. Something like "you long streak of paralysed piss". Scurra - dispenser of culture to the rest of the world.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-3023157251845243652007-11-21T20:46:00.000+00:002007-11-21T20:46:00.000+00:00"you lanky streak of piss"I must find a way to wor..."you lanky streak of piss"<BR/><BR/>I must find a way to work that into a conversation. <BR/><BR/><BR/>And in answer to I,LTV: Clapton is the better of the two. This is fact and, as such, irrefutable.Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-5385551716933314462007-11-21T19:04:00.000+00:002007-11-21T19:04:00.000+00:00My most favorite post yet. :)My most favorite post yet. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-72598655647912275522007-11-21T17:51:00.000+00:002007-11-21T17:51:00.000+00:00Ziggi, in that case you will also have missed his ...Ziggi, in that case you will also have missed his performance as Lolita.<BR/>And no.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-39858077318597727162007-11-21T17:15:00.000+00:002007-11-21T17:15:00.000+00:00I never realised that Mountbatten of Burma was a t...I never realised that Mountbatten of Burma was a tiller girl - you learn such a lot here, amazing.<BR/><BR/>it is difficult to chose between Clapton and Santana so as no-one else wants him can I have Jimmy Page?Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-85113654495732995702007-11-21T10:19:00.000+00:002007-11-21T10:19:00.000+00:00Tom. Everybody makes you horny. And they are all d...Tom. Everybody makes you horny. And they are all disappointed.<BR/>Betty. Princess Anne's wedding was even more bizarre. I can say no more.<BR/>HE. Your erudition is gratefully received.<BR/>I,LTV. I leave that sort of debate to those more laddish than I.<BR/>Granny. I am already fine, thank you for asking.<BR/>John. I could not possibly comment.<BR/>Murph. I wouldn't miss them with a catapult, though.<BR/>Richard. I saw you at the Abbey too, and I don't think anyone has ever done what you were doing during the Lord's prayer in that location.<BR/>Reg. The Luftwaffe would not be party to the obliteration of family members.<BR/>Pam. I await in frenzy.<BR/>Dave. Do you have a problem with that?Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-77473546014223043532007-11-21T08:50:00.000+00:002007-11-21T08:50:00.000+00:00And all done in the best possible taste.And all done in the best possible taste.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-34441250328807562142007-11-21T02:39:00.000+00:002007-11-21T02:39:00.000+00:00vicus darling, you are truly something else. When ...vicus darling, you are truly something else. <BR/><BR/>When I figure out what that is, I'll be sure to let you know.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-44579802010460460432007-11-21T00:12:00.000+00:002007-11-21T00:12:00.000+00:00The diamond-encrusted couple have apparently gone ...The diamond-encrusted couple have apparently gone to Malta to reprise their honeymoon - and where is the fucking Luftwaffe when you actually want it??!!? It's political correctness gone mad!Barry Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000494244277958295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-4607363136623740022007-11-20T20:37:00.000+00:002007-11-20T20:37:00.000+00:00I saw you at the Abbey, don't come it.I saw you at the Abbey, don't come it.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313387849115278988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-63680357463074126242007-11-20T19:06:00.000+00:002007-11-20T19:06:00.000+00:00You'd miss them if they weren't there! Only becaus...You'd miss them if they weren't there! Only because we'd all be £1550 better off.<BR/><BR/>(PS Clapton is God)Roghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09430706557035189147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-57421361470582234622007-11-20T18:46:00.000+00:002007-11-20T18:46:00.000+00:00Good one Vicus!!Santana by a mile!Good one Vicus!!<BR/><BR/>Santana by a mile!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11346682505354790114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-37512510420227802572007-11-20T18:25:00.001+00:002007-11-20T18:25:00.001+00:00Oh dear - 3 kids here have just been fined 2,700 e...Oh dear - 3 kids here have just been fined 2,700 euros for tearing up a photo of their own dear king/queen. So what shall we fine you, dear Vicus. (Before I melt just from laughing.)Penelope Farmerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12268954382185383526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-45604747352256464592007-11-20T18:25:00.000+00:002007-11-20T18:25:00.000+00:00so who was the better guitarist? Clapton or Santan...so who was the better guitarist? Clapton or Santana?I, Like The Viewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00423569600315825506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-77712438981025378602007-11-20T14:27:00.000+00:002007-11-20T14:27:00.000+00:00Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, w...Queen Elizabeth the Second, <BR/>by the Grace of God, <BR/>was only 13 when she married her husband Prince Philip Mountbatten née Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg-Hinddenburg. <BR/><BR/>Elizabeth fell in love with him at Runnymede in 1915 where her Grandfather, King John, signed the Magna Carta. <BR/><BR/>The very next day she began writing to Philip, whose Mother was last German Emperor and King of Prussia, when he was the chief cook and bottle washer on Das Boot U-219. <BR/><BR/>Philip made lunch for the German officers after their decisive victory at the Battle of Hastings in 1966.<BR/><BR/>The day before his marriage, Elizabeth's father, Henry VIII, granted him the comic stylings of being His Royal Highness and created him Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl, Earl of Merriment, and <BR/>Baron Greenwich Mean Time.<BR/><BR/>Here is to another 60! <BR/><BR/>Hail Encyclopedia Brittanica!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-33827371280842061762007-11-20T14:10:00.000+00:002007-11-20T14:10:00.000+00:00"Our Queen ... was a hot babe in her day". I look..."Our Queen ... was a hot babe in her day". I look forward to Tom's next post, "Bad Acid Experiences Part 392, The 1977 Royal Silver Jubilee".Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-8307850552489390442007-11-20T13:58:00.000+00:002007-11-20T13:58:00.000+00:00Top post Vicus, you actually made me lmao.I do so ...Top post Vicus, you actually made me lmao.<BR/>I do so wish you had a little more respect for our Queen - she was a hot babe in her day, but I have to say, she never, ever, made me horny.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.com