Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: Hands up, class, anyone who can tell me what this ...

*waves pathetically in the vague direction of wher...

2008-07-04T15:23:00.000+01:00

*waves pathetically in the vague direction of wherever you happen to be, oh sweet one*

I have had my hand up and you haven't asked me if ...

2008-07-04T07:51:00.000+01:00

I have had my hand up and you haven't asked me if I know the answer! I did 2 weeks ago when you asked the question, but now I have forgotten and my hand has shriveled to a brittle claw through lack of circulating blood.

this just arrived in my inbox, needless to say I'm...

2008-07-01T09:43:00.000+01:00

this just arrived in my inbox, needless to say I'm shocked:

"Who is more desirable to date"
1. Diarmuid Byron-o`connor (9 points, voted 13 times)
2. Gordon Rae (20 points, voted 85 times)
3. Vicus Kaliyuga (0 points, voted 3 times)

but even so, I thought I ought to bring it to the world's attention. . .

:-)

*smiles sweetly and saunters off*

I am typing this in a small cupboard, where I can ...

2008-07-01T09:36:00.000+01:00

I am typing this in a small cupboard, where I can either see the keyboard, or the monitor, but not both at the same time. I apologise unreservedly for my misuse of the word 'referriong'.

Dear sir,Whilst staying with my mother, I chanced ...

2008-07-01T09:34:00.000+01:00

Dear sir,

Whilst staying with my mother, I chanced to read her Torygraph.

Yesterday there was an article referriong to a missing vicar. He turned out to work for the URC, not the Church of England, and therefore was clearly not a vicar.

Standards. Bring back the birch. Etc.

Yours apoplexedly,

I know I am a slow, and come from a very sheltered...

2008-06-28T08:05:00.000+01:00

I know I am a slow, and come from a very sheltered background, but how the fuck does a woman commit sodomy (just off to google to check I got the right defintion)

'an act of "unnatural" sexual intercourse normally interpreted in religion as referring to both oral sex and anal intercourse, as well as bestiality'.

Ah, I was wrong, and I remember now, we did cover that in chemistry in the fourth year!

Richard. Haven't tried to post again. I miss Melis...

2008-06-27T17:07:00.000+01:00

Richard. Haven't tried to post again. I miss Melissa.
Donn. That was offensive. We don't hold with cleaning up cussing with asterisks here.
Dinahmow. Thank you for checking.
Garfer. You sound like the sort of loony who will fit in nicely here. Welcome.
Boz. Thank you for that information. I will consult you when I need some new toys.

I've got a Ratsarse 7485 DVD player. It's alright,...

2008-06-27T15:22:00.000+01:00

I've got a Ratsarse 7485 DVD player. It's alright, but I much prefer my friend's Gnatschuff 900 portable DVD device.

I generally wax my moustache whilst reading the T...

2008-06-27T12:32:00.000+01:00

I generally wax my moustache whilst reading the Torygraph.

If that Boris cove had been with my regiment in the Crimea and stolen an officers cigar case the bounder would have been detrousered and soundly birched.

I'd give that Florence Nightingale one.

I see the oxymoron has been noted.

2008-06-27T02:42:00.000+01:00

I see the oxymoron has been noted.

oh..for gawdsake just leave Tariq's sh*t az iz!

2008-06-26T23:07:00.000+01:00

oh..
for gawdsake just leave Tariq's sh*t az iz!

"Wisdom hath her excesses, and no less need of 'mo...

2008-06-26T16:40:00.000+01:00

"Wisdom hath her excesses, and no less need of 'moderation' than folly."
De Montaigne

"Everything in 'moderation'."
Aristotle Onassis..
no wait, make that just plain Aristotle

..and I am spent, c'est ca,
c'est tout, that's it.
I got nuthin!

I'm astounded. Have you tried to re-post it? If I ...

2008-06-26T14:05:00.000+01:00

I'm astounded. Have you tried to re-post it? If I had the time* I would be over there like a shot complaining.

*And could be bothered

Are you people going to stand for this? My comment...

2008-06-25T22:39:00.000+01:00

Are you people going to stand for this? My comment on Boris's site has been deleted. I've been fucking moderated! Bastards.
All I did was accuse him of nicking stuff from my house, and said that Tariq Aziz was also missing a copy of "Busty Baghdad Broads".
I may be forced not to vote Conservative at the next election.

Sorry to read about Herbert “Fingers” McGillicuddy...

2008-06-25T14:34:00.000+01:00

Sorry to read about Herbert “Fingers” McGillicuddy* going 'bad' - if I remember correctly, wasn't one of his relatives a Police Sergeant in the Irish village of Puckoon? Honestly, Spike would turn in his grave.

*Note the discreet name change, Sgt. McGillikuddie

Having met you, Vic, I can think of few places whe...

2008-06-25T13:04:00.000+01:00

Having met you, Vic, I can think of few places where you would fit in seamlessly.

I like to think that I fit in with the environment...

2008-06-25T13:02:00.000+01:00

I like to think that I fit in with the environment.

Not only that, but the comment he has just posted ...

2008-06-25T12:17:00.000+01:00

Not only that, but the comment he has just posted at my place is so riddled with errors that it is hardly worth reading.

Richard. You may well have taken it, but had your ...

2008-06-25T11:57:00.000+01:00

Richard. You may well have taken it, but had your crime been discovered you would have been taken out and shot, not given the opportunity to protest in a national newspaper.
Dave. I am always fair to Boris, and to everyone else. Baldy.

Readers (aMToNW and ILTV), unaware of the deep affection I have for Dave may be under the impression that our exchanges here are characteristic of immature men in the twilight years unable to let go of the macho posturing that was a feature of their adolescence. They would be correct. I am now going, as a penance (albeit an enjoyable one), to post a comment on Dave's blog, to give him the opportunity to reciprocate.

Richard, I think that is the first time the phrase...

2008-06-25T11:45:00.000+01:00

Richard, I think that is the first time the phrase 'To be fair to Boris' has ever appeared on this blog.

You're right it wasn't.To be fair to Boris, had I ...

2008-06-25T11:35:00.000+01:00

You're right it wasn't.

To be fair to Boris, had I been in a similar situation I'd have nicked it too, guessing quite correctly that the owner would have no further use for it, but then I went to a comprehensive school. Had it still been a grammar I would have been expected to ask first.

Kaz. One might. I don't, and hope never to. I'll b...

2008-06-25T08:52:00.000+01:00

Kaz. One might. I don't, and hope never to. I'll be buggered if I'm going to indulge in those sort of practices.

'Second degree sodomy' ....Do you get a PhD for th...

2008-06-25T08:38:00.000+01:00

'Second degree sodomy' ....
Do you get a PhD for that?

ILTV - I was suggesting that BoJo might not have b...

2008-06-25T04:37:00.000+01:00

ILTV - I was suggesting that BoJo might not have been given the column space had he attended the Bradford Secondary Modern.
You must remember that the Torygraph is produced by people who think that it is still 1850.
And thank you for the love and kisses. I shall treasure them.

what I don't quite get, forgive me if I'm being a ...

2008-06-24T23:18:00.000+01:00

what I don't quite get, forgive me if I'm being a tad slow (I do have an excellent excuse at present, as you may recall). . .

. . .but why is it relevant where BJ was educated? I'm sure that an "education" doesn't stop someone's criminal intentions

it might mean that they earn a higher salary and can afford better legal representation (but neither of those is a given, in this day and age)

just wonderin', not trying to be difficult (much)

love and kisses in abundance!