tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post2737772476923417720..comments2024-02-23T13:00:04.071+00:00Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: Snarling in a festive wayVicus Scurrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-14858700686220208792007-12-19T03:13:00.000+00:002007-12-19T03:13:00.000+00:00For tasteless seasonal offerings this land takes s...For tasteless seasonal offerings this land takes some beating. I could possibly bring myself to purchase a kangaroo-with-santa-hat, or a fat-santa-in-board-shorts-on-a-surfboard<BR/> card to send you. And, for a scoffing treat, I could drench it with Bush Relish.(Smells like the urine of a koala.)<BR/>Or I could just say bah!humbug and hibernate...dinahmowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00052642938090553088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-45236943287196041712007-12-18T00:31:00.000+00:002007-12-18T00:31:00.000+00:00I came here after seeing one of your comments at D...I came here after seeing one of your comments at DottyNana's. i don't like christmas either ... i'll be back ...Omykisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14613135698272617636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-79950053632508698432007-12-17T08:07:00.000+00:002007-12-17T08:07:00.000+00:00richard thanks for the pointer. . . I shall report...<B>richard</B> thanks for the pointer. . . I shall report back in due courseI, Like The Viewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00423569600315825506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-24109102096828436492007-12-16T18:55:00.000+00:002007-12-16T18:55:00.000+00:00I,LTV there did indeed used to be a turkey and stu...I,LTV there did indeed used to be a turkey and stuffing flavoured Pot Noodle. I remember taking one on a night shift on Christmas Day many years ago. <BR/><BR/>LOLs @ Tom's yule log. Do we have to explain that to foreigners as well? Better not.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313387849115278988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-20718227714249800242007-12-16T13:40:00.000+00:002007-12-16T13:40:00.000+00:00well I love xmas music - I shall go out and look f...well I <B>love</B> xmas music - I shall go out and look for a musical card for you forthwith and unstaple the robin from the original card and put it on the envelope for added decoration<BR/><BR/>just to cheer you up<BR/><BR/>I once made a spinach and ricotta cheese souffle roulade thing (kind of like a Swiss roll, only savoury and made out of spinach and ricotta cheese rather than sponge and strawberry jam), to go with the nutroast (Delia's curried recipe, with a few additions of my own)<I>(funny that, given <B>Geoff</B>'s comment)</I>, that the vegetarians at my xmas table devoured and told me was delicious<BR/><BR/>they were probably lying - but I thought it was tasty<BR/><BR/>this year I shall be on my own - my children are with their father - my family have estranged me - my friends have their own families - so I shall probably go to the local corner shop and see what is on offer once I've opened my stocking<BR/><BR/>I've never tried a Pot Noodle, maybe they have an xmas dinner flavoured one, or even a vegetarian alternative to that!<BR/><BR/>I live in hope<BR/><BR/>:-)I, Like The Viewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00423569600315825506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-7494043334389140002007-12-16T12:52:00.000+00:002007-12-16T12:52:00.000+00:00For our non Brit readers, I should explain that "s...For our non Brit readers, I should explain that "scoff" is a slang term for eating, so what Richard has done is to construct a very clever pun. And yes, it was funny.<BR/>Tom, there appears to be a tear in the fabric of the blogger dimension, whereby your awful jokes have spilled over from your page to mine. You better be careful in case anything amusing or interesting finds its way by accident onto your site.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-17188651045832672702007-12-16T12:43:00.000+00:002007-12-16T12:43:00.000+00:00Oh Vicus, are you ever going to mellow?Get into th...Oh Vicus, are you ever going to mellow?<BR/>Get into the spirit of things V. Only this morning I have produced a yule log to be proud of etc etc.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-87072749756688907462007-12-16T01:20:00.000+00:002007-12-16T01:20:00.000+00:00Card scoffing? Is that the answer? With some nice ...Card scoffing? Is that the answer? With some nice roasted peppers. Tasty.<BR/><BR/>I haven't decided on your card yet. I'll make sure it's nutritious though.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313387849115278988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-38416093629091242722007-12-15T18:04:00.000+00:002007-12-15T18:04:00.000+00:00Your descriptive statement,"the most vacuous, insi...Your descriptive statement,"the most vacuous, insincere, glittery, unamusing concoction of piffle", is so threatening to the very fabric of Western Civilization as we know it, that the Grand Poobahs at Opus Dei will be furious, and the corporally-mortificated, albino, assassin has been reassigned to get medieval on your bony ass.<BR/><BR/>Thank You for 'taking one' for the team.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-55680335251180039152007-12-15T17:47:00.000+00:002007-12-15T17:47:00.000+00:00Vicus, I'm with you, I hate christmas!Vicus, I'm with you, I hate christmas!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11346682505354790114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-89632587139319157282007-12-15T17:42:00.000+00:002007-12-15T17:42:00.000+00:00oh shit, shit, buggery shit. i forgot to give my ...oh shit, shit, buggery shit. i forgot to give my cards to mummy and daddy on thursday. tell you what, old chap, i think i can come up with something suitably unusual. i'll even buy it on monday and if you're lucky, i'll send it.zoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13632359601014350107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-17682722597503079902007-12-15T14:55:00.000+00:002007-12-15T14:55:00.000+00:00Dave. I suspect that bubonic plague would enhance ...Dave. I suspect that bubonic plague would enhance the festive spirit in your household.<BR/>Reg. Bemused? Surely not.<BR/>Geoff. She's counting.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-79061823912165310942007-12-15T14:40:00.000+00:002007-12-15T14:40:00.000+00:00I thought it was compulsory for vegetarians to hav...I thought it was compulsory for vegetarians to have a nice dry, heavy, binding nut roast for their Christmas dinner.<BR/><BR/>When I was a strict vegetarian I was served a nut roast swimming in lovely meaty gravy.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-17009664362449481052007-12-15T12:14:00.000+00:002007-12-15T12:14:00.000+00:00I only ever send one card and that's to Jesus (I'v...I only ever send one card and that's to Jesus (I've got his Fax number if you want it?) After all, it must be a real bummer having your birthday on Christmas Day. Mind you, he's never used that Ronco Carpentry Set I sent him last year!<BR/> In between telling me to kill people, he says he doesn't get many robins, reindeer, or white-bearded child molesters dressed in red round his way so he and the rest of the Holy Trinity are always a bit bemused by his birthday cards. Still, it's the thought that counts.<BR/> He never sends me anything - I blame the fucking Post Office.Barry Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000494244277958295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-13710205792752292362007-12-15T12:05:00.000+00:002007-12-15T12:05:00.000+00:00I must say, the piece of mistletoe added to the pi...I must say, the piece of mistletoe added to the picture of Ms Widdecombe (sp?) on your card certainly enhanced the festive spirit in my household.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.com