Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: Fatter, dire, stranger

FE, I'm sure ALW wouldn't mind doing her in but I'...

2008-08-17T16:54:00.000+01:00

FE, I'm sure ALW wouldn't mind doing her in but I'm sure his current wife would complain if he did it in her sleep. Apparently though he's got an appalling memory and sill introduces the current Lady LW as Sarah.

wait, that was bunt . . .Please, someone crush Sar...

2008-08-17T13:18:00.000+01:00

wait, that was bunt . . .

Please, someone crush Sarah Brightman's cranial cavity with a piece of the Wall, any wall . . .

wait, that was several thousand American and U.N. ...

2008-08-17T13:16:00.000+01:00

wait, that was several thousand American and U.N. soldiers facing several hundreds of thousands of ChiCom soldiers.

Even now, Sarah Brightman works her perverse, sarin-like charm across the waters. Stupid buntt . . .

Let me address a few points:- Re. dancing around l...

2008-08-17T13:11:00.000+01:00

Let me address a few points:

- Re. dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots: This explains why the Chinese premier (Deng Mao Chou en whatever) looked like a bewigged Slim Pickens and George Bush made a toothy, Burton Gilliam-esque cameo appearance to grab some American woman volleyball player's backside . . .

- Re. Sarah Brightman: Andrew Lloyd Webber should kill her in her sleep (or wakefulness, since either state seems to be somnambulistic) because he could almost certainly get away with a finding of justifiable homicide or self defense. Also, she merely reinforces my strident opinion that Patti LuPone was still the only singer-actress to do the musical 'Evita' full justice.

Re. Brightman, Campbell and suicide by armored vehicle: Check the whereabouts of Campbell and Brightman in 1989. You may well have uncovered a deeper motive for the Tianmen Square uprising . . .

Re. network sending everyone to the Olympics: Given that several million American and U.N soldiers had to face several hundreds of thousands of Chinese Communist soldiers in 1951, don't you think turnabout is fair play?

When I popped in on her this morning Sharon turned...

2008-08-14T12:48:00.000+01:00

When I popped in on her this morning Sharon turned the telly on but wouldn't let me watch the beach volleyball. There were other things to do apparently.

Richard. I had no idea about your reference. I tri...

2008-08-13T20:17:00.000+01:00

Richard. I had no idea about your reference. I tried google for "American fish man" and came up with Dr Fishman of the American Pain Foundation. Frankly I would have thought they had enough natural pain without a need for a foundation. I must confess to being less than fascinated by him.

I'm assuming that your recent absence indicates yo...

2008-08-13T19:32:00.000+01:00

I'm assuming that your recent absence indicates you're glued to the continuing adventures of the American fish man. Go on, admit it.

Ah, knowing that the Kansas City thing was a joke ...

2008-08-13T00:41:00.000+01:00

Ah, knowing that the Kansas City thing was a joke makes a lot more sense. The capital of gayness is clearly in the UK somewhere. When I visited, everyone was talking about "wanting to smoke a fag." They didn't have to be so graphic about it.

And don't worry about not blogging for so long. I abandoned my blog for about six months before restarting it today. Yes, it's true! Go have a look!

I thought the whole shenanigans was an extended pr...

2008-08-11T11:36:00.000+01:00

I thought the whole shenanigans was an extended promo for Albarn 'n' Hewitt's operatic extravaganza "Monkey"...? If not, I fail to see the point of it. Although I was quite impressed by the way in which they managed to completely obscure Beijing under a pall of firework smoke. So no different to its usual aspect then.

Oh, it's you again. We thought you were dead.

2008-08-09T09:04:00.000+01:00

Oh, it's you again. We thought you were dead.

Is this some kind of football tournament? Again? W...

2008-08-08T15:56:00.000+01:00

Is this some kind of football tournament? Again? When?

Sport... it's all beyond me.

Vicus, just FYI: Yes, sunbathing is an Olympic spo...

2008-08-08T11:14:00.000+01:00

Vicus, just FYI: Yes, sunbathing is an Olympic sport, but only in sunny countries like Spain.
And I'm going to do some exercise right now. :)

I am in the same situation, interweb-wise, as Rich...

2008-08-08T09:07:00.000+01:00

I am in the same situation, interweb-wise, as Richard, so apologise for my tardy response.

At least the cricket may distract you for a few moments, now they've sacked the captain (I don't mean BMCC, who go from strength to strength with you opening the bowling attack).

Thank you Vicus for helping maintain a balance of ...

2008-08-08T07:54:00.000+01:00

Thank you Vicus for helping maintain a balance of what goes on in this world in the name of civilisation.
Olympic fucking games my arse! I couldn't be less interested. For the sake of humanity I hope the smog is REALLY BAD!

relax! I'm knitting you a Union Jack jumpsuit usin...

2008-08-08T07:00:00.000+01:00

relax!

I'm knitting you a Union Jack jumpsuit using bamboo pins and bamboo yarn (the fibres of which were sourced from an ecologically sound forest, despite it being Chinese - ho hum); the red is coloured by squashed cochineal beetles who were happy to dye for the cause, the blue is indigo from Morocco (probably drugged with mint tea, so you fit in with the athletes) and the white is Tippex

the all-in-one is studded with lentils and sequins; it has an integral balaclava, so you won't be recognised when you do the Okie-Cokie. . .

(hugs and chickpeas)

People with knitting blogs will soon be paying you...

2008-08-08T04:43:00.000+01:00

People with knitting blogs will soon be paying you a visit with their very sharp knitting needles. You have been warned.

Hey! Come back! You can't get out of it that easil...

2008-08-07T22:25:00.000+01:00

Hey! Come back! You can't get out of it that easily. You were going to organise, finance and perform our opening ceremony.

retires gracefully from the forum

2008-08-07T22:19:00.000+01:00

*retires gracefully from the forum*

ILTV, I must bow to what my public wants. Most of ...

2008-08-07T22:16:00.000+01:00

ILTV, I must bow to what my public wants. Most of them want shooting.

thought you weren't going to discuss the nature of...

2008-08-07T22:10:00.000+01:00

thought you weren't going to discuss the nature of blogging. . .

. . .

:-)

Betty! Richard!! Geoff!!! I hadn't realised how mu...

2008-08-07T22:06:00.000+01:00

Betty! Richard!! Geoff!!! I hadn't realised how much I was missing my old friends. We should hold our own event here. I'm up for the 50 metres snarl. Betty - can you do the dontgiveafuckathon?

Hot Gossip doing their old raunchy routines in the...

2008-08-07T19:03:00.000+01:00

Hot Gossip doing their old raunchy routines in their late 40s might be entertaining. But letting that twat sing is outrageous.

I'm still very poor and have to rely on the librar...

2008-08-07T17:33:00.000+01:00

I'm still very poor and have to rely on the library and the charity of friends for access to the wonders of the world wibe interwebs. The library only gives you an hour andI don't have many friends.

I will be posting something completely irrelevent on my organ shortly.

Perhaps the UK has sent Nicky Campbell and Sarah B...

2008-08-07T17:00:00.000+01:00

Perhaps the UK has sent Nicky Campbell and Sarah Brightman over to China in the vague hope that they'll be caught up in a terrorist attack.

Richard! Where have you been? I can't stand these ...

2008-08-07T16:36:00.000+01:00

Richard! Where have you been? I can't stand these folk who neglect their blogging duties.
MJ. Only a complete imbecile would have a knitting blog.