tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post4411062920904318481..comments2024-02-23T13:00:04.071+00:00Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: Pissup of the year, part 2.Vicus Scurrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-22203586030835341902007-04-23T12:37:00.000+01:002007-04-23T12:37:00.000+01:00Oops, the above comment is to the post above this ...Oops, the above comment is to the post above this one. My bad.Foilwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01439472253349139358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-9785629960604768462007-04-23T01:17:00.000+01:002007-04-23T01:17:00.000+01:00Vicus: Not only are you my cross to bear, you've ...Vicus: Not only are you my cross to bear, you've made Charlotte Bronte spin in her grave like a tubercular top. (Except it was Emily who died of tuberculosis and Charlotte died of childbirth? Anyway, they all died, and there's an end to it.) At long last, sir, have you no shame?Foilwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01439472253349139358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-66163176345220548802007-04-20T09:09:00.000+01:002007-04-20T09:09:00.000+01:00I've come here again (if you'll forgive the famili...I've come here again (if you'll forgive the familiarity) as you kindly invited me, but you don't seem to have moved on much further.<BR/><BR/>Surely a man who mixes with Popes and has such interesting readers must have more insights about the world to share with us?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-81222303799748741252007-04-20T03:47:00.000+01:002007-04-20T03:47:00.000+01:00sounds like a fine time!sounds like a fine time!Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-59694156950000433952007-04-18T12:55:00.000+01:002007-04-18T12:55:00.000+01:00Broomhilda, your wisdom and experience in matters ...Broomhilda, your wisdom and experience in matters with deep religious significance is welcomed.<BR/>Ziggi. Try to do better next time. I have heard that the Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople has a soft spot for caramel truffle.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-41364872176274469392007-04-18T11:52:00.000+01:002007-04-18T11:52:00.000+01:00pythons are tricky to train especially with such s...pythons are tricky to train especially with such short notice.Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-11996790816481471212007-04-18T06:32:00.000+01:002007-04-18T06:32:00.000+01:00I just loved it when you put on the Popes hat and ...I just loved it when you put on the Popes hat and began a rendition of 'I can see clearly now". One word of advice, the next time you attempt to make a pyramid out of Cardinal hats, remove them from the Cardinals heads first.broomhildahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07674736161807229789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-15560759633921617972007-04-17T23:05:00.000+01:002007-04-17T23:05:00.000+01:00Ziggi, you know as well as I do, (and don't blame ...Ziggi, you know as well as I do, (and don't blame me for publishing these details - you brought the matter up) that your fee was only payable if the service that you provided was truly unique. The college of cardinals had seen a similar display from a young lady from Albania in 1992, and she had the decency not to include live animals in the performance. Although you managed to exhibit an admirable degree of suppleness and dexterity, you failed to meet the basic criteria of the contract.<BR/>6 hail marys and 7 holy shits.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-33148784267610829892007-04-17T21:26:00.000+01:002007-04-17T21:26:00.000+01:00I'm still waiting for my £300 - did he give it to ...I'm still waiting for my £300 - did he give it to you to pass on?Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-69530823115685465142007-04-17T18:12:00.000+01:002007-04-17T18:12:00.000+01:00Hello Donn.One day I will think of something quasi...Hello Donn.<BR/>One day I will think of something quasi-worthwhile on your journal. Until then I reserve my right to lurk.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-47751893505075924252007-04-17T16:10:00.000+01:002007-04-17T16:10:00.000+01:00"Surely goodness and mercy shall follow you all th..."Surely goodness and mercy shall follow you all the days of your strife; but you shall dwell in one of the dungeons in the Rattican for ever."<BR/><BR/>Why do you think they call it St. PETER'S square?Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-70027535831936310662007-04-16T20:06:00.000+01:002007-04-16T20:06:00.000+01:00Hello Jane. Or Jane P as you seem to fashion yours...Hello Jane. Or Jane P as you seem to fashion yourself. A name like that lends itself to ruined cornettos.<BR/><BR/>(For my non british readers, (A Mrs Trellis of North West Virginia), a cornetto is an iced confection. Just in case you were confused.)Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-73954733798063467752007-04-16T19:57:00.000+01:002007-04-16T19:57:00.000+01:00So that was you pissing off the balcony. Quite ru...So that was you pissing off the balcony. Quite ruined my cornetto.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-74639038135734751632007-04-16T09:11:00.000+01:002007-04-16T09:11:00.000+01:00First Nations, the act of eliminating from an eigh...First Nations, the act of eliminating from an eighty year old bladder a concoction of Benedictine, copious amounts of Guinness, several servings of the cocktail known here as "Torquemada's Brainfucker" and a diet Dr Pepper will often cause the eliminator to exclaim, enthusiastically, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!". Whether that makes the product holy is an ecumenical matter.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-6454638855979436402007-04-16T09:06:00.000+01:002007-04-16T09:06:00.000+01:00David, and you can tell by the fact that I am usin...David, and you can tell by the fact that I am using your Sunday name, that you have been very naughty, you know very well that he got at least one interesting present. Although "inappropriate" might be a better description than "interesting". I have been told by Ratty, in an unusually sombre tone, that in future your welcome in Roman parts will be cooler than before.<BR/>It was the wrong size, anyway.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-53352944357685092922007-04-16T07:50:00.000+01:002007-04-16T07:50:00.000+01:00Did he get any interesting presents?Did he get any interesting presents?Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-77608712015186809472007-04-16T01:42:00.000+01:002007-04-16T01:42:00.000+01:00Post no good without pictures. And don't use the o...Post no good without pictures. And don't use the old one of the empty bottle of creme de menthe with a prophylactic stuck over the neck again.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313387849115278988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-5798811346136794412007-04-16T01:38:00.000+01:002007-04-16T01:38:00.000+01:00oh thanks. and there i was, dancing around the squ...oh thanks. and there i was, dancing around the square with an empty perrier bottle trying to catch some like a loon. next you'll be telling me it isn't holy.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-87873303791660356872007-04-16T00:22:00.000+01:002007-04-16T00:22:00.000+01:00Our curiosity is satisfied. Thank you.Our curiosity is satisfied. Thank you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com