tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post5612665727625316668..comments2024-02-23T13:00:04.071+00:00Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: No word from AlsaceVicus Scurrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-42987313323365593392006-12-29T02:30:00.000+00:002006-12-29T02:30:00.000+00:00Evadne? By Jove! Was she Evadne nèè Hinge, Of the ...Evadne? By Jove! Was she Evadne nèè Hinge, Of the duo, Hinge and Bracket? <br />Music hall people, I recall, used to listen to them upon the steam-radio. Then we got the electrical wireless, and nothing was ever the same again.<br /><br />Shackleton's expedition to Nigeria was of immeasurable value to the empire, reulting as it did in Shackleton's introduction to England of his 'High Seat Chairs', so named because life in the jungle was tricky enough without having to worry about all those things that just want to bite your arras. Ernest, having extended the legs of his camp chairs, received such adulation from his camp colleagues that he rushed home in time to get the chairs into the christmas sales, and totally forgot about poor old Robert Falcon Scott, and the lads in the snowy wastes of antarctica.soubriquethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01151288534629885195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-58398853858435351662006-12-15T17:07:00.000+00:002006-12-15T17:07:00.000+00:00Hilarious. A++ GCSE... If only.
Http://jingoistic...Hilarious. A++ GCSE... If only.<br /><br />Http://jingoistic.blogspot.comJingohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00928061994326877532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-28624201582896891342006-12-07T06:00:00.000+00:002006-12-07T06:00:00.000+00:00Loved it! What a great read!Loved it! What a great read!Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04558049479312997467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-75806901017729391442006-12-06T19:32:00.000+00:002006-12-06T19:32:00.000+00:00Ziggi - Well, anything I can do to make it worse w...Ziggi - Well, anything I can do to make it worse with bad references to early 70's pop, please let me know.<br /><br />The stress of separation from my previous profession is starting to show, isn't it?Frontier Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04891697493412161849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-36355433580508646692006-12-06T19:01:00.000+00:002006-12-06T19:01:00.000+00:00Sadly FE it's still pissing down here.Sadly FE it's still pissing down here.Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-9643894287950478252006-12-06T18:46:00.000+00:002006-12-06T18:46:00.000+00:00Ziggi, my faith in you has been strengthened yet a...Ziggi, my faith in you has been strengthened yet again. Now sing the last line a couple of times . . . .Frontier Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04891697493412161849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-14971046619702702632006-12-06T18:41:00.000+00:002006-12-06T18:41:00.000+00:00Oh FE what a lovely tale, I hope it's true. It has...Oh FE what a lovely tale, I hope it's true. It has restored my faith in human nature, and men particularly - I hope James and Claire Lee are very happy. But, you know he only had to ask, I'd've shoved her in before then and saved him the torment.Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-75246470395829088672006-12-06T17:52:00.000+00:002006-12-06T17:52:00.000+00:00James and Lorraine were in love from the time they...James and Lorraine were in love from the time they first met as teens. Their love bloomed and deepened over the years, and the two were inseparable.<br /><br />But one day, James met Claire Lee and found his heart torn in two. Despite his newfound feelings for her, James knew that his first commitment was to Lorraine, and he suffered his dilemma in silent torment while remaining true to his first love.<br /><br />One day, James and Lorraine were taking a walk by the riverbank when, suddenly, the bank gave way and Lorraine slid into the rushing waters.<br /><br />James tried everything in his power to save his love, finally jumping in to the swift currents in a doomed attempt to save his drowning lover. He barely made it to shore, and he lay on the grass, sobbing uncontrollably.<br /><br />After an hour, he got up and trudged toward home to bear the grief of his loss. But suddenly, he came to a happy realization and exclaimed; "I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone!"Frontier Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04891697493412161849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-60482302225132733562006-12-06T17:51:00.000+00:002006-12-06T17:51:00.000+00:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Frontier Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04891697493412161849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-49364771340717480472006-12-06T16:59:00.000+00:002006-12-06T16:59:00.000+00:00I'm fed up with Lorraine and her not so interestin...I'm fed up with Lorraine and her not so interesting travels - post something else please<br /><br />thank youZighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-84700563816689470182006-12-05T23:42:00.000+00:002006-12-05T23:42:00.000+00:00Noooo, Vicus dear, it is Evad Knee Bubba or Shaque...Noooo, Vicus dear, it is Evad Knee Bubba or Shaqueenaliqua...depending in which area you are in.Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-3350177455588673742006-12-05T12:29:00.000+00:002006-12-05T12:29:00.000+00:00Monty for sure. What have the got to lose? Not t...Monty for sure. What have the got to lose? Not that playing him would be desperation - he should have been in from the first.<br /><br />On the other hand, if they were looking for someone a litle more mauture, but also bearded, I'm still available.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-67159646179941112362006-12-05T11:31:00.000+00:002006-12-05T11:31:00.000+00:00Got to play Panesar now, surely. What do you think...Got to play Panesar now, surely. What do you think, Lorraine?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-39752198322435851362006-12-04T17:46:00.000+00:002006-12-04T17:46:00.000+00:00Raincoaster, I can't think of any countries but th...Raincoaster, I can't think of any countries but there's a certain town in North Lincolnshire completely full of unmentionables.<br /><br />Maybe Lorraine has been there?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-15845874468924214522006-12-04T16:06:00.000+00:002006-12-04T16:06:00.000+00:00Vicus: you left out "bushy." Well, what do the det...Vicus: you left out "bushy." Well, what do the details matter really, when the Canadian beaver is renowned worldwide. Name me another country that so venerates its unmentionables.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-40457075611830564672006-12-04T14:53:00.000+00:002006-12-04T14:53:00.000+00:00vicus is really Al Gore?vicus is really Al Gore?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-84552656758144805162006-12-04T13:32:00.000+00:002006-12-04T13:32:00.000+00:00Very droll, Murphmeister.
You can stayVery droll, Murphmeister.<br />You can stayVicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-80171177733703183262006-12-04T13:28:00.000+00:002006-12-04T13:28:00.000+00:00Could she be related to Ann Schluss? I believe she...Could she be related to Ann Schluss? I believe she knocks up a feisty Quiche if asked nicely.Roghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09430706557035189147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-16305456500087122502006-12-04T08:45:00.000+00:002006-12-04T08:45:00.000+00:00Ah Vicus, how I remember those long winter evening...Ah Vicus, how I remember those long winter evenings, sitting by the fire getting stoned with my friends, while you designed the internet. I have to confess at the time I did have some doubts as to whether your efforts would bear fruit, or at least fruit of any consequence. Who would have thought all these years later it would become the vehicle for you to help spread wisdom and goodwill throughout the universe.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-22467296282127725162006-12-04T07:41:00.000+00:002006-12-04T07:41:00.000+00:00Pamela, I know that it may seem like that sometime...Pamela, I know that it may seem like that sometimes, given the lack of useful information and interesting anecdotes elsewhere, but I am determined that the internet becomes a democratic institution, open to all, without favour, as it was when I first designed it.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-45377213943196681752006-12-04T02:13:00.000+00:002006-12-04T02:13:00.000+00:00vicus, as far as I know there are only three peopl...vicus, as far as I know there are only three people on the Internet and you are all three.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-62353488698722168472006-12-03T12:32:00.000+00:002006-12-03T12:32:00.000+00:00On coloured orgasms - I seem to recall, from one o...On coloured orgasms - I seem to recall, from one of the two instructional films during which I bothered to stay awake in physical education class in high school, that coloured orgasms were a sure sign that one needed to begin a course of antibiotic treatment as soon as possible.<br /><br />The other film suggested that, once I got my driver's license, that I was going to wrap myself around a telephone pole and become part of some seedy wrecker service's wall of accident scene photos. It failed to mention wherher coloured orgasms would be a contributing factor, however.Frontier Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04891697493412161849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-79024384427055086882006-12-02T21:05:00.000+00:002006-12-02T21:05:00.000+00:00Richard. Please be gentle with the new toy.Richard. Please be gentle with the new toy.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-40074202600856609972006-12-02T19:52:00.000+00:002006-12-02T19:52:00.000+00:00A new toy! You are spoiling us, master.A new toy! You are spoiling us, master.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-86647272288327155102006-12-02T16:40:00.000+00:002006-12-02T16:40:00.000+00:00More from Lorraine!
More to the point, who are yo...More from Lorraine!<br /><br /><i>More to the point, who are you? Are you a spy?<br />Re. Patagonia..I guess we simply have different standards.<br />Tell me about Casablanca when you have the time..</i><br /><br />I replied:<br /><br /><i>Lorraine! <br />How lovely!<br />I have to confess that I am reporting this correspondence on my blog. Now that I have more of a measure of you, (your response to Patagonia below), I feel free to confess that, and would be very happy if you would add a comment there and introduce yourself to all of my lovely friends.<br />Did you pick my name at random, or is it simply a typo?<br />And I do believe that you owe it to me to explain a little about Shakleton and Nigeria.<br />Yours in anticipation,</i>Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.com