Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: No, I shall have misgivings

I am indebted to you, Tim, and am now convinced th...

2008-08-25T12:42:00.000+01:00

I am indebted to you, Tim, and am now convinced that her reply to me contained typos rather than factual errors. After all, she would have to place the keyboard at a very peculiar angle and some distance away in order to be able to see it beyond the end of her tits.

So Madeline Smith (she who dodged the attention of...

2008-08-25T09:08:00.000+01:00

So Madeline Smith (she who dodged the attention of lesbian vampires and Frankie Howerd by the simple expedient of unleashing her substantial shirt-potatoes in an entirely ungratuitous manner in the late 60s/early 70s) works in the BBC shop now?

Adam, shut up, the Olympics have just finished.

2008-08-25T08:09:00.000+01:00

Adam, shut up, the Olympics have just finished.

"Inevitably, when I find Adam’s marriage certifica...

2008-08-25T04:36:00.000+01:00

"Inevitably, when I find Adam’s marriage certificate, I will be able to prove my relationship to all of you."

My current marital status aside, you probably would be able to. I can trace my ancestry to England, France, Germany, Ireland, and believe it or not, North Carolina, as I'm actually 1 bazillionth Cherokee Indian.

See, the secret to having a very international background it simple: be born in America. Once you have this background, you've officially done all that you really need to do to consider yourself "a citizen of the world" and are free to ignore everything going on outside your country.

On another note, during the Olympic closing ceremony, my parents commented on how sloppy-looking Boris was. I pointed out to my parents that Boris was a favorite target of yours. They told me to be quiet, the Olympics were on.

you mean I should have taken some?I'm so naive. . ...

2008-08-24T10:02:00.000+01:00

you mean I should have taken some?

I'm so naive. . .

ILTV, no, both competitors failed the drugs test.

2008-08-24T09:54:00.000+01:00

ILTV, no, both competitors failed the drugs test.

any winners then, for the limerick competition. . ...

2008-08-24T09:47:00.000+01:00

any winners then, for the limerick competition. . .

there was a young lady from Crewevirtually distres...

2008-08-24T07:59:00.000+01:00

there was a young lady from Crewe
virtually distressed, alone and quite blue
vicus added her to his blog roll
(he found her writing really quite droll)
and now she'd like to be friends with you

there was a young lady from Crewewho didn't know w...

2008-08-24T07:54:00.000+01:00

there was a young lady from Crewe
who didn't know what to do
so she pulled off her knickers
asked for bog roll from vicus
and disappeared into the loo

Vicus, I'll await your arrival for Christmas this ...

2008-08-23T18:02:00.000+01:00

Vicus, I'll await your arrival for Christmas this year.

I saw a bit of that programme about Boris. I hate ...

2008-08-23T16:52:00.000+01:00

I saw a bit of that programme about Boris.
I hate that program - the way they always get emotional about something that happened to someone bloody centuries ago that they are vaguely related to, like they have some kind of precious link to them - what a load of bollocks!

Sadly I missed the show, as my TV was burried and ...

2008-08-23T10:50:00.000+01:00

Sadly I missed the show, as my TV was burried and piles of boxes. And no I can't watch it on i-player because th elibrary doesn't have speakers (well, OK, I could watch it, but not listen to it, if one were being pedantic).

Titter.

2008-08-23T00:54:00.000+01:00

Titter.

I've been practising for 7 years now. There's a l...

2008-08-22T19:54:00.000+01:00

I've been practising for 7 years now. There's a lot to learn.

Arabella. Exporting the rubbish was a tradition be...

2008-08-22T15:08:00.000+01:00

Arabella. Exporting the rubbish was a tradition begun with our getting rid of the pilgrim fathers.
Kaz. I will not disclose the identity of the people that I mentioned.
Zoe. If only we were related. I think that having me as a close relative would help you come to terms with the difficult issues that you have.
Richard. You may need something stronger. (Than the wine, not as a loving wife, that is).
Garfer. Go easy on Bozza. It is not his fault.
Geoff. You know that I am not going to name my relations. Neither will I disclose your relationship to Cecil Parkinson.

You're related to Terry Wogan?

2008-08-22T13:59:00.000+01:00

You're related to Terry Wogan?

Having traced my ancestry to Cuchulain and Cleopat...

2008-08-22T13:27:00.000+01:00

Having traced my ancestry to Cuchulain and Cleopatra I am most unimpressed by Boris's lineage.

Being related to all the royal houses of Europe just makes you an inbreed. I'm surprised he has more than one eye.

Kaz, there is, amusingly, more than one woman in C...

2008-08-22T10:17:00.000+01:00

Kaz, there is, amusingly, more than one woman in Crewe. I know this from experience. Whether any of them are more famous than poor Shanaze is a moot point.

There remains though the ever present threat that one day the family Scurra and that of mine will be united through wedlock and I will be brewing some alcohol-free organic lentil wine just in case.

My great-grandfather (paternal side) is from Cork ...

2008-08-22T10:16:00.000+01:00

My great-grandfather (paternal side) is from Cork ... hence my surname, no doubt. Surnames don't change much, do they?

Don't forget to watch Boris at the closing ceremon...

2008-08-22T09:42:00.000+01:00

Don't forget to watch Boris at the closing ceremony of the Olympics this weekend.

Is your relative from Crewe that young woman who fell off in the BMX?

Well, I was very amused by your letter to the Beeb...

2008-08-22T01:25:00.000+01:00

Well, I was very amused by your letter to the Beeb.
This sensation in connection to Broadcasting Housemakes a nice change for me because BBC America does not amuse me at all; it seems to consist mainly of all-day Python marathons and then 'documentaries' about having big breasts or small breasts or being a male anorexic. What's going on over there? Are you keeping the good stuff and just exporting the rubbish?