tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post6979032458616864690..comments2024-02-23T13:00:04.071+00:00Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: Jacques AnquetilVicus Scurrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-481694174188049992007-10-27T18:11:00.000+01:002007-10-27T18:11:00.000+01:00"Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for havi..."Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements..."<BR/><BR/>ouch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-77786450671480363522007-10-27T18:10:00.000+01:002007-10-27T18:10:00.000+01:00Yeah, I thought he was humping it IN the courtroom...Yeah, I thought he was humping it IN the courtroom. Still, I can't help but wonder if he oiled the chain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-62901668342701451852007-10-27T16:09:00.000+01:002007-10-27T16:09:00.000+01:00I would have thought that a lot of men would have ...I would have thought that a lot of men would have had sex with the village bike before, so what's the big deal?Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-17473228638515178512007-10-27T14:00:00.000+01:002007-10-27T14:00:00.000+01:00It's not clear from the article whether the "sexua...It's not clear from the article whether the "sexual breach of the peace" refers to whatever he was doing with or to the bicycle or to something else.<BR/><BR/>He was wearing a "white t-shirt". Did it have something written or drawn on it?<BR/><BR/>I think we should be told!Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02114645954483775184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-1179272679024959442007-10-27T13:26:00.000+01:002007-10-27T13:26:00.000+01:00MJ, you were warned. See me after chemistry, and b...MJ, you were warned. See me after chemistry, and bring your bicycle pump.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-59684338773221001482007-10-27T12:03:00.000+01:002007-10-27T12:03:00.000+01:00*titters**titters*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-6592647580969326952007-10-27T09:43:00.000+01:002007-10-27T09:43:00.000+01:00Richard, thank you for that, very sobering, he is ...Richard, thank you for that, very sobering, he is perhaps, after all, not one of us. I note that he was fingered many times.<BR/>HE, thank you for bringing some of your unique perspective to this backwater.<BR/>Reg. Thank you. Consider my desire to know more about the women of Redditch satisfied.<BR/>Dave. It would indeed be inadvisable for you to begin to attempt humour after all of this time.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-75741156759663802992007-10-27T08:21:00.000+01:002007-10-27T08:21:00.000+01:00I know a joke about a man riding a bicycle, but I ...I know a joke about a man riding a bicycle, but I won't repeat it because<BR/><BR/>a. Your readers would be shocked<BR/>b. So would IDavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-18905296778221529682007-10-27T07:23:00.000+01:002007-10-27T07:23:00.000+01:00Ed....make that "..on whom I focused attention."Ed.<BR/>...make that "..on whom I focused attention."Barry Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000494244277958295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-13429519554389888272007-10-27T07:22:00.000+01:002007-10-27T07:22:00.000+01:00You are very astute, Vicus. Mr Elton John, or what...You are very astute, Vicus. Mr Elton John, or whatever his name is, is not the person on which I focused attention. After all, who hasn't had sex with a bike or some other form of mechanised transport at some stage in their life?<BR/> No, the man worthy of our thoughts - and sympathy - is Mr Watkins. His hobby tells you all you need to know about the allure of the women of Redditch.Barry Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000494244277958295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-33766348487076307682007-10-27T05:40:00.000+01:002007-10-27T05:40:00.000+01:00He is Bike-Sexual and Curious?I have no doubt that...He is Bike-Sexual and Curious?<BR/><BR/>I have no doubt that his burgeoning spoke fetish would have soon put an end to this tomfoolery anyway.<BR/><BR/>This is all Freddy Mercury's fault:<BR/>"I want to ride my bicycle,<BR/>I want to ride it where I like"Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-77299202750757073092007-10-27T01:17:00.000+01:002007-10-27T01:17:00.000+01:00No, I don't know him. Apparently pavements aren't ...No, I don't know him. Apparently pavements <A HREF="http://www.ssrichardmontgomery.com/download/weirdsex.htm" REL="nofollow">aren't his only friends</A>.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313387849115278988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-9286206791681675402007-10-26T23:31:00.000+01:002007-10-26T23:31:00.000+01:00I think that the object in question must have been...I think that the object in question must have been underage. <BR/>More importantly, do you know Karl Watkins? He would be a very welcome addition to this little forum.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-64202612677292844202007-10-26T23:25:00.000+01:002007-10-26T23:25:00.000+01:00You're wrong, it is very funny. However, I am a li...You're wrong, it is very funny. However, I am a little puzzled. When one is placed on the aforementioned register, I assumed it was because you are presumed a danger to something living. There are, I believe, high street shops catering for a certain proportion of the population who prefer to physically engage with several kinds of inanimate, or mildly animate, object. Are we to be wary of their customers?Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313387849115278988noreply@blogger.com