tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post8397816368530725110..comments2024-02-23T13:00:04.071+00:00Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: Never rape a man with oblong eyesVicus Scurrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-25961907587609588532008-12-06T21:47:00.000+00:002008-12-06T21:47:00.000+00:00Your readership (that Manitoban chap) seems to be ...Your readership (that Manitoban chap) seems to be slipping: all this Swedish chit-chat and not once the "A" word.Yes!There IS a god!<BR/>(And I think La Plante might have found "Widows" a hard act to follow.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-55168790299158264932008-12-05T12:42:00.000+00:002008-12-05T12:42:00.000+00:00I love it when you make a really obvious spelling ...I love it when you make a really obvious spelling error... oh hang on, I do hope it wasn't a pun.<BR/><BR/>I don't want a Christmas card, thanks, not that I expected one.Rolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02103804480646939038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-45419210201962623632008-12-05T11:59:00.000+00:002008-12-05T11:59:00.000+00:00Oh FFS, I see Meteor's over here too. Ignore him.I...Oh FFS, I see Meteor's over here too. Ignore him.<BR/><BR/>Isn't Wallander like Van der Valk without the canals and Edam? <BR/><BR/>And I've got up to page 9 of Middlemarch. I've read far too many crime books this year and am having trouble working out who's been cut up.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313387849115278988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-16420640891234598952008-12-05T11:03:00.000+00:002008-12-05T11:03:00.000+00:00GREAT post!!!! That is the MOST I have EVER read i...GREAT post!!!! That is the MOST I have EVER read in one sitting. <BR/>You are DEFO better than Ally Ross. He is c.r.u.d.Julian Meteorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14940603707970988158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-79122301323738281482008-12-05T10:55:00.000+00:002008-12-05T10:55:00.000+00:00Do you watch 'Life'?Do you watch 'Life'?KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-42767255431609785692008-12-05T06:57:00.000+00:002008-12-05T06:57:00.000+00:00How odd. I was going to use the phrase 'ray of su...How odd. I was going to use the phrase 'ray of sunshine' too.<BR/><BR/>I shan't now.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-27236382451491934072008-12-04T20:20:00.000+00:002008-12-04T20:20:00.000+00:00We've recorded Wallander assuming it was the life ...We've recorded Wallander assuming it was the life story of the tennis great. We shall delete it from the hard drive immediately. <BR/><BR/>We do covet our Prime Suspect box set, however.<BR/><BR/>We have not moved since last year and look forward to your ray of sunshine plopping on our welcome mat.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-67971249402107705802008-12-04T19:16:00.000+00:002008-12-04T19:16:00.000+00:00Hello Joe.Hello Joe.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-7502341052391891192008-12-04T18:58:00.000+00:002008-12-04T18:58:00.000+00:00I have a feeling that you intend to send your more...I have a feeling that you intend to send your more irksome commenters festive letter bombs containing nails and those little metal thingies people used to put on the heels of shoes so they would last longer.<BR/><BR/>I will consequently be withholding my address.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-29745912905036894772008-12-04T18:52:00.000+00:002008-12-04T18:52:00.000+00:00MJ. I suspect that "licked the envelope" is some s...MJ. I suspect that "licked the envelope" is some sort of appalling Canadian euphemism. <BR/>MJ. When my friend Joe says "BHS", he is referring to a department store called "British Home Stores". They do not sell homes. <BR/>Joe. Be very careful with MJ. She is a filthy bugger, and her utterances are unsuitable for you, at least until you have passed through puberty. And yes, she would take anything after BHS, but before and during it as well, the dirty cow.<BR/>Donn! Donn! Donn! They might have chopped off your knackers, but they have left your laughter muscles undamaged. (Although Mrs Escapeons has been known to be amused by your former dangly bits.) My Swedish ancestors introduced the first branch of Ikea into the UK. It was used as a torture for Celtic warriors. They had to spend every weekend afternoon following their wives round a collection of Bronze age artefacts which were of no use to anyone. So, you don't scare me with your bragging about swords. Beat my greaves with a halberd rather than a "final reduction" sale anyday.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-23046333149717630812008-12-04T18:10:00.000+00:002008-12-04T18:10:00.000+00:00HUH?"nothing of any quality musically has come fro...HUH?<BR/>"<I>nothing of any quality musically has come from Sweden?</I> <BR/><BR/>You and your Acker Bilkian snobs have crossed the line. As you are well aware 1/4 of my DNA escaped from Sweden only two generations ago and I felt it necessary to immediately email the following Swedish musicians; Björn Afzelius, Peter Nuottaniemi, Chips Kiesbye, Ulf Dageby, Timo Räisänen and Gunnar Ljungstedt, household names all, whom I might add, have not only thrilled the hoi polloi of my ancestral homeland, but still know how to throw on a hauberk, funny helmet with horns, and wield a really big nasty scary heavy sword.<BR/><BR/>Good Day to you Sir.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-6979582229710117622008-12-04T18:03:00.000+00:002008-12-04T18:03:00.000+00:00He employs someone to do that for him, okay it's d...He employs someone to do that for him, okay it's degrading work but you should try BHS, you'd take anything after that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-81411995324274345102008-12-04T17:30:00.000+00:002008-12-04T17:30:00.000+00:00I suppose it's enough to ask that you're spending ...I suppose it's enough to ask that you're spending a small fortune on international postage.<BR/><BR/>Knowing you have personally licked the envelope will be enough of a thrill for me.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-59935844454368562772008-12-04T17:19:00.000+00:002008-12-04T17:19:00.000+00:00MJ, you daft tart, I have so many friends that my ...MJ, you daft tart, I have so many friends that my cards are all printed. If I were to sign them all then it would take until 4 o'clock.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-47746131139314592842008-12-04T17:07:00.000+00:002008-12-04T17:07:00.000+00:00I'd like a card so that I might have your handwrit...I'd like a card so that I might have your handwriting analyzed.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-14887573823151360512008-12-04T16:55:00.000+00:002008-12-04T16:55:00.000+00:00Joe - You are much too quick. I hadn't even time t...Joe - You are much too quick. I hadn't even time to tell you about the honour I had invested on you.<BR/>Everyone else - you will never understand.<BR/>Donn. You have a competitor in the obscure comments department.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-91170670146182817522008-12-04T16:42:00.000+00:002008-12-04T16:42:00.000+00:00Wait, that last comment made it sound like I have ...Wait, that last comment made it sound like I have three balls, whichl I did until Emily got a bit feisty. I meant the sisters dammit. End of.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-7191469484280983902008-12-04T16:40:00.000+00:002008-12-04T16:40:00.000+00:00I expect that this was one of the "1000 less inter...I expect that this was one of the "1000 less interesting things to do" of which you spoke so fondly. Sod it, Bronte can lick my balls, all three of them, at the same time, now there's a fantasy only VR can satisfy. Glad to see you have taken the life advice on board so whole heartedly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com