Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: I hope that this helps

Well then, the Vagino-Labiaplasty Association of B...

2008-06-13T05:53:00.000+01:00

Well then, the Vagino-Labiaplasty Association of Beverly Hills it tiz!

Thank You.

Comment deleted was mine -I made a mistake, as usu...

2008-06-11T15:39:00.000+01:00

Comment deleted was mine -I made a mistake, as usual. I'm not a native speaker and it happens to me very often- :(

I thought the spirits would have told you that, hahaha.

Ps.- If you're not supposed to tell me something, pls don't start telling me. I'm biting my nails since yesterday, Vicus. Have mercy.

Pamela. I would not dream of trying to extort mone...

2008-06-11T10:12:00.000+01:00

Pamela. I would not dream of trying to extort money from you or any of my other followers. I suggest you save it up for your children's therapy.
Kindness. We all contain a spark of the divine, so don't be confused. It's just that God likes to fuck about with us by hiding it.
Tom. You know that I am not a practitioner of violence. In your case, the court order is sufficient.
Kate! Welcome! I don't charge for my advice - how could I? Look for vast improvements to your life now that you have visited.
Comment deleted. I agree.
Leni. The spirits know that pursuit of material happiness is illusory, and will not indulge in sharing the information that you refer to. They will, however, let you know ... oh, wait, I'm not supposed to tell you that.
Adam! Congratulations on the graduation - why don't you put some of those nice pictures of you in drag on your blog, so that those people who are not your friends on facebook can enjoy them too?

I think that you may appreciate what The Best Page...

2008-06-10T16:12:00.000+01:00

I think that you may appreciate what The Best Page in the Universe has to say on this topic.

Anybody wants to know the lottery winning number? ...

2008-06-10T15:39:00.000+01:00

Anybody wants to know the lottery winning number? I bet the spirits know that.

Hi Vicus, Count me in as far as the reading of you...

2008-06-10T09:46:00.000+01:00

Hi Vicus, Count me in as far as the reading of your blog is concerned ! Have followed you from your comment at Dottynana's, I too thought that Olbermann did a great job on tearing 'Bugger it up ' Bush to pieces! This is my first visit and I bow to your vast knowledge hehe.. I also quite like your sense of humour..... Thanks for the entertainment! Cheers!
P.S. I got no money though so I will just sit at your feet and try to catch the titbits of knowledge as they fall! hehehe....

Vicus, the day I come to you for advice just shoot...

2008-06-10T09:45:00.000+01:00

Vicus, the day I come to you for advice just shoot me ok!

Since you ask Kindness, I will email you details of the 97 other shithouses featured in my latest book. Everyone else can wait till its published and bloody well pay for it.

oh thank god... I mean you... I mean the holy ghos...

2008-06-10T07:01:00.000+01:00

oh thank god... I mean you... I mean the holy ghost... no really... you.

Vicus, I could use some free advice. Oh wait, you...

2008-06-10T00:03:00.000+01:00

Vicus, I could use some free advice. Oh wait, you're charging for it then? Nevermind.

Donn. Just give to where it feels right.And don't ...

2008-06-09T22:52:00.000+01:00

Donn. Just give to where it feels right.
And don't call me "bugger".
Granny. How could I possibly charge after all of the free entertainment you have provided?
Lucy. He said that it looks much bigger out of them. Please don't blame me, I only pass on what comes through from the spirits.
Kindness. I suspect that he will. In 1971 I spent nearly an hour in his shithouse. This was due to the effects of LSD and not Tom's cooking or any gastronomic disorde - I just couldn't think of a reason for leaving. I, of course, am too sensible to write about that. However, since you ask, and I am obligated to please my customers, "No".

I would like to know if Tom will eventually make u...

2008-06-09T18:30:00.000+01:00

I would like to know if Tom will eventually make us read more about the shithouses he has used. Please tell me no...

I would like to contact the spirit of Steve McQuee...

2008-06-09T13:19:00.000+01:00

I would like to contact the spirit of Steve McQueen. Could you ask him if my bum looks big in these jeans?

Would love your advice Vicus. But only if it comes...

2008-06-09T12:04:00.000+01:00

Would love your advice Vicus. But only if it comes free....

I'm torn between donating to the Vagino-Labiaplast...

2008-06-09T04:41:00.000+01:00

I'm torn between donating to the Vagino-Labiaplasty Association of Beverly Hills or Oxfam?
Bugger!

MJ - you should write a nice cheery article about ...

2008-06-08T21:19:00.000+01:00

MJ - you should write a nice cheery article about children skipping in the park, roses blooming and birds singing.
Zoe. I will do that if my negotiations to take over from Paxman fall through.
Richard, Ziggi. Play on words. I get it. You guys, honestly.

certainly do, I can't get the lid off.

2008-06-08T19:20:00.000+01:00

certainly do, I can't get the lid off.

"Anyone out there need any help from the spirits?"...

2008-06-08T18:57:00.000+01:00

"Anyone out there need any help from the spirits?"

Since an arsehole of a lodger stole all my single malt and Irish whiskey, yes please. Any idea how that costs to replace?

I think that you should start doing podcasts. I'm...

2008-06-08T18:38:00.000+01:00

I think that you should start doing podcasts. I'm available for interview anytime - as long as Eastenders isn't on.

Dear Visionary Vicus:What should be the topic of m...

2008-06-08T16:47:00.000+01:00

Dear Visionary Vicus:

What should be the topic of my next blog post?

You should definitely have a call-in show where yo...

2008-06-08T11:16:00.000+01:00

You should definitely have a call-in show where you dispense advice. For one thing, there's a shitload of money in it and you'd owe me for even suggesting it, so there's something in it for me.

For another, you could tell all the really, really stupid people that it's important that they have their gonads removed, because unless this step is taken their lives are in danger. And it's true; when stupid people breed, it incites in me an entirely justifiable murderous rage.

Did you know there's a book, Sex for Dummies? Dummies are having entirely TOO MUCH sex; why would anyone encourage them? They should all be spayed and neutered. Both. Just to make sure.

Yes, I will do that, having extracted an entirely ...

2008-06-08T10:35:00.000+01:00

Yes, I will do that, having extracted an entirely fair administration charge.

My cheque for £6,000 is in the post. Perhaps you ...

2008-06-08T06:27:00.000+01:00

My cheque for £6,000 is in the post. Perhaps you could change it into dollars for me.