tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post8582748872312246470..comments2024-02-23T13:00:04.071+00:00Comments on Kaliyuga Kronicles: Vicus Scurrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-2726240292774584562007-04-15T05:43:00.000+01:002007-04-15T05:43:00.000+01:00Since it's your kitchen, I'm presuming it's Britis...Since it's your kitchen, I'm presuming it's British coffee, which ranks right up there with British dentistry. I'll pass. But bring me some of those nice digestive biscuits with the chocolate filling next time you come to the States.Foilwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01439472253349139358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-45018166242870701732007-04-13T07:15:00.000+01:002007-04-13T07:15:00.000+01:00When you pretty young things have caught up on all...When you pretty young things have caught up on all of your gossip - whatever it is you are chattering about, no one is listening - trot off to the kitchen and catch up with the washing up, and make me a nice cup of coffee while you are there - there's a good girl.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-68500693961411020672007-04-13T03:50:00.000+01:002007-04-13T03:50:00.000+01:00FN, he's dissing us. He posted again without humb...FN, he's dissing us. He posted again without humbly acknowledging the error of his ways and begging our forgiveness. I think between the two of us we could take that British Stiff Upper Lip and make him cry like a baby. He's too used to these British women who worry more about making a scene that about the clearly more important task of discipline. By which, of course, I mean him saying "Yes, First Nations, it was wrong, very wrong of me to go so long without postings. I humbly beg your forgiveness and please may I pay for your next tattoo." Begin as you intend to continue and all that.<BR/><BR/>Vicus: Really. I'm a cranky, broke, recently-divorced-from-an-insane-ex-husband (who seems, the more I think about it to resemble you) woman. And I'm six feet tall (well, really 5'11, but since, in my experience a man who says he is 5'11 is really 5'7, exaggerating by one inch is nuthin'). Just give up now. Thank you.Foilwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01439472253349139358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-32725582513274142982007-04-12T20:57:00.000+01:002007-04-12T20:57:00.000+01:00...ok fine, you are funny. i am sorry. dont' feel ......ok fine, you are funny. i am sorry. dont' feel bad. i am childish and petty and i suck. come back already.<BR/>please.<BR/>*grovel*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-12750853701451532452007-04-12T20:06:00.000+01:002007-04-12T20:06:00.000+01:00Not that this is news at all to anyone here, but a...Not that this is news at all to anyone here, but as a blogger, Vicus is a lazy git. I really need more time wasting reading so that I can focus on my own lazy gitness.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-14997518229292456132007-04-11T16:24:00.000+01:002007-04-11T16:24:00.000+01:00You do like taking the piss, don't you?You do like taking the piss, don't you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-69835183607812547902007-04-11T05:45:00.000+01:002007-04-11T05:45:00.000+01:00I wasn't supposed to do anything, so I'm right on ...I wasn't supposed to do anything, so I'm right on schedule.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-32518655983161731702007-04-09T15:19:00.000+01:002007-04-09T15:19:00.000+01:00Ziggi: As register taker you should first slap Vi...Ziggi: As register taker you should first slap Vicus upside the head (I never understood what that meant, but it feels good to tell someone to do that) and tell him if he wants people to attend he should darn well post more frequently. <I>Four days</I> since the Pissing Dentists of Great Britain post. Does he think nothing of his loyal (or faithless as heck) public?<BR/><BR/>Vicus: You think you have more important things to do than write for us? Get over yourself and post already. Thank you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-30914456700802401752007-04-09T12:09:00.000+01:002007-04-09T12:09:00.000+01:00I've got a note to explain my absence, ziggi...Gla...I've got a note to explain my absence, ziggi...<BR/>Glad it wasn't for going to the dentist, though.<BR/><BR/>After all, we all knew that NHS dentists take the piss, now we know that they provide it as well.Mr. Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15229885814696986417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-38826884195237753022007-04-08T18:48:00.000+01:002007-04-08T18:48:00.000+01:00As register taker I have to tell you some people h...As register taker I have to tell you some people have not been attending as regularly as they should. <BR/><BR/>What am I supposed to do about that?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-39166984718643432242007-04-08T02:27:00.000+01:002007-04-08T02:27:00.000+01:00...ok. i'm done with the erasers. now what do you ......ok. i'm done with the erasers. now what do you want me to do?<BR/><BR/>hello?<BR/><BR/><BR/>sir?<BR/><BR/><BR/>*wanders off in tears, forgotten*<BR/><BR/>by the way if you were nice i'd tell you that was funny but you aren't and its NOT.<BR/>*stamps feet, bursts into loud sobs*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-45344804952636182512007-04-07T11:34:00.000+01:002007-04-07T11:34:00.000+01:00*smiles sweetly at Vicus**smiles sweetly at Vicus*I, Like The Viewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00423569600315825506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-17828967505433242602007-04-07T07:50:00.000+01:002007-04-07T07:50:00.000+01:00I used to chew dental chewing gum appropriately na...I used to chew dental chewing gum appropriately named 'Endekay'. <BR/>One of the ingredients was 'urea' -so perhaps that dentist knew what he was doing.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-91946330049060846602007-04-07T04:44:00.000+01:002007-04-07T04:44:00.000+01:00This explains a lot about the state of the dentist...This explains a lot about the state of the dentistry in England. <BR/><BR/>::runs off giggling::Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-14697236079874865102007-04-06T22:27:00.000+01:002007-04-06T22:27:00.000+01:00No problem Richard. Oh, by the way, I will have to...No problem Richard. Oh, by the way, I will have to postpone calling round for afternoon tea.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-75997919572978809122007-04-06T20:18:00.000+01:002007-04-06T20:18:00.000+01:00Piss is sterile, where's the problem?Piss is sterile, where's the problem?Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313387849115278988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-47504071197541687602007-04-06T16:40:00.000+01:002007-04-06T16:40:00.000+01:00Gosh, British dentistry is even worse than it is r...Gosh, British dentistry is even worse than it is reported to be here. My condolences (said with a toothy smile).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-46956972836864058732007-04-06T15:23:00.000+01:002007-04-06T15:23:00.000+01:00Er, 'Take'.Er, 'Take'.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-51297995733052210392007-04-06T15:22:00.000+01:002007-04-06T15:22:00.000+01:00Can you use (or sue) your powers of persuasion to ...Can you use (or sue) your powers of persuasion to get Blogger to install a spellchecker on the comments column? <BR/><BR/>I always forget to proof read before pressing 'publish'. Annoying when I tak such pains over my blog - as you clearly do too, and then I go and spoil it all by posting illiterate comments.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-27913064735993464872007-04-06T14:40:00.000+01:002007-04-06T14:40:00.000+01:00All that effort I put into cheering up my patients...All that effort I put into cheering up my patients and do they call me Happy Hutchinson? No! When I think of the money I spent on cosmetic surgery and am I Handsome Hutchinson? No! Does years of dispensing homeopathic dental advice not entitle me to be nicknamed Herbal Hutchinson? No!<BR/> I make one, tiny, lousy hygienic mistake and my life is ruined.<BR/><BR/> Yours,<BR/><BR/> Reg "Halitosis" Hutchinson.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-32251780231093228692007-04-06T12:57:00.000+01:002007-04-06T12:57:00.000+01:00No, Dave, he has been struck off. So we can say wh...No, Dave, he has been struck off. So we can say what we like about him.<BR/>I will not point out the typos in your little missive there, that would be cruel.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-54912283559492831142007-04-06T12:52:00.000+01:002007-04-06T12:52:00.000+01:00'use', not 'sue', obviously. Although if the trib...'use', not 'sue', obviously. Although if the tribunal finds in his favour, and he reads this blog, it may be a word in use.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10272587.post-50858036807658393922007-04-06T12:45:00.000+01:002007-04-06T12:45:00.000+01:00I read this story in The Times. I think we need t...I read this story in <I>The Times</I>. I think we need the sue of the word 'alegedly' somewhere there.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.com