There seemed to be an unusually large
number of pedestrians in Park Lane today. I could not quite work out why; I
enquired at the Grosvenor to see if there was 10 bob off of one of their suites, and none of the estate agents had anything much under £3 million for a
reconditioned matchbox so it remains a bit of a mystery.
Some of the folk were a little boisterous –
something about “People not Rodents”. I am perplexed. I am not above poisoning
rats, but confess to be quite fond of voles. In any case I am not sure why it
has become such a major concern.
My presence created a media frenzy. In this
picture I am next to the bald gentleman (as indicated by the arrow) but I was
blocked out by that attention grabbing hussy Caroline Lucas.
This is where I was standing until my ears
started to bleed because of the overloud ‘music’. I buggered off at that point
and didn’t bother to listen to the speakers, nor did I speak despite a very
enticing offer from Vanessa Redgrave.
I wish there was some sort of deterrent that could be used to prevent noise pollution.
I wish there was some sort of deterrent that could be used to prevent noise pollution.
If you are trying to spot me in the
thousands of photographs on line, I was wearing a hat like this one, but my
head is not quite as pointy.
