National Poetry Day

I was pleased to learn via the electric wireless that today is National Poetry Day.

Let’s have some clerihews – and, remember, the watchword is “sophistication”.

Theresa May

Should just go away

She is moving to the right

And her policies and government are totally full of shite.

Amber Rudd

Really should

Fuck off, but she’s not a racist

In the same way that I am One Direction’s bassist.

Philip Hammond

Is no shining diamond.

He warns of an economic rollercoaster

But I would prefer to put his innards in a toaster.

Jeremy Hunt

No, can’t think of anything.