I was pleased to learn via the electric wireless that today is National Poetry Day.
Let’s have some clerihews – and, remember, the watchword is “sophistication”.
Should just go away
She is moving to the right
And her policies and government are totally full of shite.
Fuck off, but she’s not a racist
In the same way that I am One Direction’s bassist.
Is no shining diamond.
He warns of an economic rollercoaster
But I would prefer to put his innards in a toaster.
No, can’t think of anything.