As this scripture is not regularly updated, I
feel compelled to record this exchange which happened 15 years ago, between two
of the great sages and seers of the age. It will help to clarify the background
to the major events of our era.
Tom Widdicombe
Do we have a date yet for when we actually
enter Satyuga - the impurity of this age is taking its toll on me!
Ken Phillips
It is quite subtle, Tom. You might notice
your perceptions change, for example when, on seeing a beautiful young lady,
you no longer drool and lose the feelings in your legs, but instead recognise
the glory in creation, then the signs are there that the golden age has
begun.
Alternatively, if your perceptions change
when, on seeing a beautiful young lady you no longer drool and lose the
feelings in your legs, but instead wonder when she is going to bake you a cake,
that just means you are too old to give a shit about the yugas.
Tom Widdicombe
So are you saying that when I stop getting
horny Satyuga has begun...
Ken Phillips
Well, either Satyuga has begun or you will
be dead. Many see those two events as being closely connected anyway.
Tom Widdicombe
So are you saying that my existence is the
reason that Satyuga has been somewhat delayed. Or are you saying that being
alive but not horny is akin to being dead...
Ken Phillips
Mr. Widdicombe, whereas you are not,
despite your best efforts, the worst example of kaliyugan excess evident on
this planet, your interest in the less savoury gunas is typical of residents of
that age. So, you cannot claim full credit for what is widely seen as an
overdue change.
Tom Widdicombe
So, Ken, under the circumstances I think
maybe the best course of action is for me to let you know when I am no longer
feeling horny. Then at least we will know with some certainty, that Satyuga can
begin.
Ken Phillips
Yes, please keep me apprised of you state of arousal. I live and breathe for such data.
