Wednesday, July 06, 2005

I am very easily pleased

The only event that I shall be watching at the 2012 Olympics is the "Wipe the smile off of the face of that smug twat Coe".
Unless I am asked to collect the congestion charge from the marathon runners.

9 comments:

Bob said...

I'm rather disappointed that baseball has been ruled out but hugely relieved to note that beach volleyball will be taking place on Horseguards Parade.

Mark Gamon said...

They DO have sand there. Usually it's designed for another use...

Mark Gamon said...

Whoops. Re-read. Not sure you can 'design' sand...

broomhilda said...

Mark - you did have to go there, didn't you?

Vicus Scurra said...

Broomhilda, thank you for the rebuke to young Gamon. Let me assure you that neither the queen, nor any other member of the royal family, has ever urinated on horseguards parade, the sand is there for the horses. Decorum permits me from naming the member of the family who was indiscrete with a horseguard.

Dyna Girl said...

ummmm...where the hell are you???

Simon Holledge said...

Hmm. Things seem rather quiet around here.

Thought I should report that I have just seen the photos of your so-called 'retro space invader' crop marks on Telegraph Hill at:

http://www.lucypringle.co.uk/photos/2005/uk2005ay.html

Which way round is it?

Vicus Scurra said...

Dyna: I'm in that tree in your yard, with the binoculars.
Simon: Didn't your mum warn you about women like Lucy?

Dyna Girl said...

You've got a great trunk.