Tedious, ungrammatical, unoriginal and tasteless crap from someone old enough to know better.
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
I am very easily pleased
The only event that I shall be watching at the 2012 Olympics is the "Wipe the smile off of the face of that smug twat Coe". Unless I am asked to collect the congestion charge from the marathon runners.
Broomhilda, thank you for the rebuke to young Gamon. Let me assure you that neither the queen, nor any other member of the royal family, has ever urinated on horseguards parade, the sand is there for the horses. Decorum permits me from naming the member of the family who was indiscrete with a horseguard.
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I'm rather disappointed that baseball has been ruled out but hugely relieved to note that beach volleyball will be taking place on Horseguards Parade.
They DO have sand there. Usually it's designed for another use...
Whoops. Re-read. Not sure you can 'design' sand...
Mark - you did have to go there, didn't you?
Broomhilda, thank you for the rebuke to young Gamon. Let me assure you that neither the queen, nor any other member of the royal family, has ever urinated on horseguards parade, the sand is there for the horses. Decorum permits me from naming the member of the family who was indiscrete with a horseguard.
Hmm. Things seem rather quiet around here.
Thought I should report that I have just seen the photos of your so-called 'retro space invader' crop marks on Telegraph Hill at:
http://www.lucypringle.co.uk/photos/2005/uk2005ay.html
Which way round is it?
Dyna: I'm in that tree in your yard, with the binoculars.
Simon: Didn't your mum warn you about women like Lucy?
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