Thursday, September 13, 2007

Dame Kiri de Kantankerous

Hey! Everybody! I sense the visit of the Maori Harridan, the Christchurch Crusher, the Kiwi Kranium Krusher. She will be here soon, disguising her real loving nature by pretending to be critical and cruel. But we all know she is a big softy with a heart of gold.
Welcome back, Morphess. Now bugger off and start a blog of your own.


Anonymous said...

I too have heard of this woman! You are lucky man to know her! Her wonderful blog is much missed and we are all in awesome to her from her.

Thank-you Mr Scurraperson for telling us you know about Her Lovelyness; you are a super person too; I am sure.

Dave said...

'we are all in awesome to her from her'

I don't think I am.

Anonymous said...

Dear Dave,

I amso sorry you feel this way about my daughter. How would you feel in my shoes? The only way I can talk to her is through this ludicrous blog.
She won't write, she won't 'phone. And do you think I had any thanks for billtong I sent her?
Well walk a mile in my shoes sweetie.

Vicus Scurra said...

Anonymous, whoever you are, (I really have no idea), you are welcome here even if you wish to hide behind a false identity, but please do not encourage Dave to walk in your shoes. You have obviously not heard about his little problem. We are not judgmental at this website, and want to help him to work through his issues, but comments like yours, however innocent, do not help.

Dave said...

I have no desire to walk in anyone's sweaty shoes, thanks.

zoe said...

oh good grief, is the old bat blogging again? i'd better change her status then.

how cumbersome these bloggers are who change from absentia to whatever the word is.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mum, Dave, Vicci and Some Woman in Belgium,
I am currently living a life of happy obscurity on the side of a volcano. Why you should all come back to taunt me I cannot think.

Especially you Dave; let he who is without tomatoes etc. And I think you know where I'm coming from.
Meanwhile I am deeply saddened that the restraining orders have done nothing to stop the tide of biltong from my mother and the twittering drug induced stream of consciousness that passing for this blog.
I am no longer blogging and have no plans to return. I find a little scrap booking helps while away the winter evenings and I advise you all to do the same. Also Living Channel has a wonderful show called Knitty Gritty (how witty!)that could teach us all a thing or two.
Love and joy, Lady Caroline Withering Scornforth.

Vicus Scurra said...

Isn't she a sweety? She'll be back blogging before you can say "shag a sheep", particularly if we all keep nagging.

Anonymous said...

I have no plans to blog. Dave is doing quite enough all by himself; what a busy little Virgo he is. Learning Arabic too.
Thanks for the reminder to buy some new Wellies today. Having an earthquake here so must get the dog and go and sit under a table.
Lady Casser