Tedious, ungrammatical, unoriginal and tasteless crap from someone old enough to know better.
We all said that you would not be able to find someone more fucking stupid than that twat Bush, but (thanks to my friend Son of Groucho for bringing this to my attention) it looks as if we were wrong.
Ta for the card, Cuz :)
He seems like a friendly kinda guy.
Rick Mercer (the interviewer in this segment) is the reason I don't throw out my TV.Well that and Corrie.
Is he the one who asks Americans to stick a pin in France on a map and they all select Australia? I like him.
Richard: Yes, that's him.His regular segment on "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" was called "Talking to Americans" and he did a one-hour special on it as well.Now he's the host of the Rick Mercer Report, a blend of news and comedy sketches, often skewering Canadian politics.
What the HUCKabee!The scary part is that Governor Huckleberry Hound won the first round of the Republican nominations for President in Iowa!Now you know what we have to put up with...you need to look up the segment where Mercer tells them that Canada got it's first McDonalds..boy were they excited for us.I am with King Lucien Bonhomme about being hesitant to join North America. Would you mind if we joined Europe instead?
Blame CanadaSheila: Times have changedOur kids are getting worseThey won't obey their parentsThey just want to fart and curse!Sharon: Should we blame the government?Liane: Or blame society?Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?Sheila: No, blame CanadaEveryone: Blame CanadaSheila: With all their beady little eyesAnd flapping heads so full of liesEveryone: Blame CanadaBlame CanadaSheila: We need to form a full assaultEveryone: It's Canada's fault!Sharon: Don't blame meFor my son StanHe saw the damn cartoonAnd now he's off to join the Klan!Liane: And my boy Eric onceHad my picture on his shelfBut now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!Sheila: Well, blame CanadaEveryone: Blame CanadaSheila: It seems that everything's gone wrongSince Canada came alongEveryone: Blame CanadaBlame CanadaCopy Guy: They're not even a real country anywayMs. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecueEveryone: Should we blame the matches?Should we blame the fire?Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?Sheila: heck no!Everyone: Blame CanadaBlame CanadaSheila: With all their hockey hullabalooLiane: And that bitch Anne Murray tooEveryone: Blame CanadaShame on CanadaFor...The smut we must stopThe trash we must bashThe Laughter and funMust all be undoneWe must blame them and cause a fussBefore somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!SABAZZ!
Never underestimate the intelligence of the U.S. public and you'll probably make a lot of money. I don't see the profit in this, but it's got to be there somewhere.
That was a great clip, Rick Mercer always makes me laugh. One of my favorite episodes had him interviewing people and telling them about the shameful Canadian practice of putting elderly people out on ice floes instead of old age homes. He was trying to get some public outrage going and an awful lot of people went for it!!Sorry I haven't visited for awhile. The door to my igloo froze shut and I couldn't get out.
Oh come on now, this is Arkansas we're talking about. As I mentioned on my old blog when writing about my journey across the country, I now respect Bill Clinton more from having come from such a crappy state. This is like picking on the dumbest part of (insert most redneckish part of Scotland here).I personally think that Mitt Romney is even dumber. I concluded this after he got extremely angry that Putin was picked as Time magazine's Man of the Year. Apparently he thinks it's supposed to go to the nicest person or something.Oh and Lin wins the thread.
Adamy, Adamy, Adamy, have we touched a raw nerve. Firstly, how can you say that about Arkansas when you have West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee? Secondly, there are no rednecks in Scotland; the sun never shines for that long. You probably meant Cornwall, but Tom lives near there, so we don't mention it, so let's say Norfolk. Thirdly, they are all fucking dumb - THEY ARE REPUBLICANS.Fourthly I get to give the awards on this blog. In this case there are no winners or losers, this is the People's Republic of Kaliyuga, and we are all of equal worth.How did your date go?
You didn't know about Rick Mercer? Damn, man! You need to read my blog more; I've posted half of Talking to Americans at least. It broke my heart when I found out he didn't fly my airline.
Yes, RC, I like him on your blog - did you post this one though? I must have missed it.
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