Startling news from Geneva, according to my friends at the Torygraph.
"By the end of next year, we hope very much that we will be able to say something about the Higgs," Felicitas Pauss (for it is he).
I suspect that I am not alone in my ability to say something about it now, and I only have a grade 3 CSE in physics.
I could say a lot about Mr Pauss. I suspect that his or hers is a made up name. I cannot condone the use of exotic soubriquets. It undermines not only scientific research, but the veracity of the reporting thereon.
Nicholas Hadley, from the University of Maryland's who is a member of the research team for the LHC's Compact Muon Solenoid detector, told reporters: "If we don't see it, we will be very excited.”
Well, Nicky, I can’t see the bastard, and I am bored shitless.