Tedious, ungrammatical, unoriginal and tasteless crap from someone old enough to know better.
Sunday, August 31, 2014
Sunday, August 24, 2014
Maud - sod off out of my garden you bloody hoodlum
Our
walk today took us to Waggoners Wells, where there is a plaque commemorating a
poem written there by Tennyson in 1863.
Here
is what Alf wrote:
"Flower
in the crannied wall"
Flower in the crannied
wall,
I pluck you out of the
crannies,
I hold you here, root
and all, in my hand,
Little flower—but if I
could understand
What you are, root and
all, and all in all,
I should know what God
and man is.
Here
is the poem I wrote today:
Flower in the crannied
wall
I leave you just where
I found you
If every bugger tore
out the flora
Mankind would all be
much the poorer
Tennyson, poet or a
know it all?
Vandal. That is God’s
(and also my) view
Will
I get a plaque? Will I bollocks.
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