I
was pleased to learn via the electric wireless that today is National Poetry
Day.
Let’s
have some clerihews – and, remember, the watchword is “sophistication”.
Theresa
May
Should
just go away
She
is moving to the right
And
her policies and government are totally full of shite.
Amber
Rudd
Really
should
Fuck
off, but she’s not a racist
In
the same way that I am One Direction’s bassist.
Philip
Hammond
Is
no shining diamond.
He
warns of an economic rollercoaster
But
I would prefer to put his innards in a toaster.
Jeremy
Hunt
No,
can’t think of anything.
