I am sure that you are all very familiar with my friend Scaryduck.
I have to tell you that that is not his real name.
He has published his book. I have read it. It is excellent. And I know that you have all bought a copy as well, haven't you?
If I arrive at your house and do not find a copy, I shall be very cross.
In case you have overlooked the purchase, you can buy it here.
When I read his book I 'lol' ed quite a lot, although I am glad that I did not have to take part in the episodes that were described. He seems to say "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCH!" quite a lot. It is not condusive to polite conversation.
I have a signed copy. If you ask nicely, he may sign yours as well.