Liz preferred to celebrate her official birthday with a low-key ride through the locality.
Once again, Philip managed to struggle free from his gag, and was soon regaling passers by with his views on immigration, capital punishment and shirt-lifters
Colonel Siddons was expecting the George Cross, but decided not to make a fuss when he got a copy of "Corgi breeding for beginners" instead.
Liz never tired of hearing the "six foot cock" joke.
Mr Faversham had always realised that exclaiming "Hey, George, what's this?" had been a major error.