David was shocked to find such poor living standards.
He was strident in his claims that no such shoddy establishments existed in the UK, and would check with Fortnum's whether they would deliver to Asia.
Vince had swapped his glass with Gove's, just in case
David laughed, when he realised that the translator had made a mistake.
He didn't know much about botany but did know that
there was no way that this was a "big pansy".
Dave knew that if Sarkozy said "pass the salt" again, he would leap over the table and strangle the fucker.