People
who read my contribution to this news channel last week (aMToNW) may have been
given the impression that I was lending some support to Liam Fox and his
unsavoury Dickensian friend in their current troubled situation. Allow me to
clarify.
I
am glad to see the back of the odious little tit. What a shame that all of his
friends didn’t resign with him. As the Minister of Defence, he takes some of
the blame for our involvement in the currently obscene and ineffective military
campaigns in Asia. It would have been more appropriate for him to have been sacked
for that rather than the rather puzzling series of events that led to his ‘resignation’.
(A
few years ago a UK charity sponsored a “Take your dog to work” day. I
telephoned an acquaintance employed by said charity, purporting to be Jacques
Costeau, and berated him in my finest French accent about how silly my dog
looked in snorkel and flippers, and concluded with “ze fucker ‘as drowned”. )
Young
Liam thought it was appropriate to take his friend to work. Never mind the
security implications, or the fact that anyone dumb enough to befriend loony
Liam was going to be neither use nor ornament.
Trying
to get in on the act, entering stage right, we have good old Ollie Letwin, who didn’t
want to dirty the nice shiny wastepaper basket that slimy Dave had given him,
so took his rubbish (official papers) out to the local park to dispose of.
Picture, if you will a government minister, sitting on the banks of the
Serpentine fashioning paper boats out of Top Secret documents, and then wetting
himself with excitement to see which one won the race.
Now
that we have dealt with those two minor loonies, can we please focus attention
on the prize assholes who really need to be taken out and shot. (pls fill in
the usual suspects – Gove, Lansley, Willetts, you know).
Finally,
can I say how tired I am of hearing Tory politicians (yes, I know I do not need
to qualify this) suffixing all of their slimy utterances with the phrase “the
mess Labour left behind”. The biggest mess that Labour left behind was, and let
us be clear that this is due to their woeful incompetence, a population so
despairing that they voted for the current shower of shit that occupies the
government benches in the commons. I am in no hurry to see (or hear) Milliband
at the despatch box, nor will I ever lend my support to the
lily-livered-Libdems until they apologise for supporting the current cabinet
by crawling on their stomachs for 30 days through sewage and broken glass. My
view is that Labour is tory-lite, and will only slow the destruction of this
country due to incompetence and lack of the kind of ruthlessness shown by slimy
Dave.
Bring
on the revolution.
