Monday, October 17, 2011

Guess the twat


People who read my contribution to this news channel last week (aMToNW) may have been given the impression that I was lending some support to Liam Fox and his unsavoury Dickensian friend in their current troubled situation. Allow me to clarify.

I am glad to see the back of the odious little tit. What a shame that all of his friends didn’t resign with him. As the Minister of Defence, he takes some of the blame for our involvement in the currently obscene and ineffective military campaigns in Asia. It would have been more appropriate for him to have been sacked for that rather than the rather puzzling series of events that led to his ‘resignation’.

(A few years ago a UK charity sponsored a “Take your dog to work” day. I telephoned an acquaintance employed by said charity, purporting to be Jacques Costeau, and berated him in my finest French accent about how silly my dog looked in snorkel and flippers, and concluded with “ze fucker ‘as drowned”. )

Young Liam thought it was appropriate to take his friend to work. Never mind the security implications, or the fact that anyone dumb enough to befriend loony Liam was going to be neither use nor ornament.

Trying to get in on the act, entering stage right, we have good old Ollie Letwin, who didn’t want to dirty the nice shiny wastepaper basket that slimy Dave had given him, so took his rubbish (official papers) out to the local park to dispose of. Picture, if you will a government minister, sitting on the banks of the Serpentine fashioning paper boats out of Top Secret documents, and then wetting himself with excitement to see which one won the race.

Now that we have dealt with those two minor loonies, can we please focus attention on the prize assholes who really need to be taken out and shot. (pls fill in the usual suspects – Gove, Lansley, Willetts, you know).

Finally, can I say how tired I am of hearing Tory politicians (yes, I know I do not need to qualify this) suffixing all of their slimy utterances with the phrase “the mess Labour left behind”. The biggest mess that Labour left behind was, and let us be clear that this is due to their woeful incompetence, a population so despairing that they voted for the current shower of shit that occupies the government benches in the commons. I am in no hurry to see (or hear) Milliband at the despatch box, nor will I ever lend my support to the lily-livered-Libdems until they apologise for supporting the current cabinet by crawling on their stomachs for 30 days through sewage and broken glass. My view is that Labour is tory-lite, and will only slow the destruction of this country due to incompetence and lack of the kind of ruthlessness shown by slimy Dave.

Bring on the revolution.

12 comments:

Scarlet Blue said...

Oh dear. When I think about politics in this country I feel incontinent. I mean impotent... or maybe I just mean fucked.
Sx

Dave said...

I would like to say that I agree with everything you say.



I really would.


Perhaps one day I will.

Richard said...

Another well-reasoned discourse.

I keep wanting to update my blog but find you've beaten me to it but not even had the common decency to log in as me and save me the bother.

Z said...

I agree with a fair bit of it though, don't you, Dave?

Vicus Scurra said...

Scarlet. Any will do.
Dave. You will learn. It may be too late, but you will learn.
Richard. I knew you were going to say that.
Z. He votes Conservative you know. I think he just needs a bit of TLC, unlike the people he votes for, who are beyond redemption.

Dave said...

Well, actually I was disenfanchised in the last election (my postal ballot form didn't arrive). I would probably have voted Conservative, though, if I were given the chance.

broken biro said...

On a local level, the Tories took my local Council a year and a half ago, but now Labour are back, and complaining about 'the mess the Tories have left us in'

They're all peas in a pod... but it's us they're peeing on!

w/v - 'grasesse' (as in the grasesse greener...)

MarkG said...

I've got nothing to say this morning, except to alert you to my good friend Graham who's off to the Maldives on holiday soon and is keeping a hilarious blog of his adventures. Recommended - go to meedhupparu2011.blogspot.com. He needs comments.

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Simpl said...

have some milk and take a nap

raincoaster said...

This is the most boring recap of Dr Who ever.

Nick B said...

Baht time you wrote somefing else innit?