Monday, December 05, 2011

Wait for six weeks, and all you get is the same rehashed whinging

Boris is trying to make me cross again.

“What!?”, is your response, “Are you deluded, he is trying to make everyone cross!”

“What difference does that make?” is my reply. I know my Yossarian.

In the Torygraph, Boris has come clean and admitted that the future of capitalism involves all of us being able to buy expensive things that we don’t need, and because there isn’t an alternative then we should all do just that.

I suspect that the silly fucker has overspent this month, and needs some cash wrung from the labour of the world’s poor people to make him feel a bit more comfortable. Perhaps his shares in “International  Child-Murdering War Machines” have taken a dip. Let’s have a whip round for the odious tit, shall we?

There is no alternative, or so Bozza and his slimy mates would have us believe. 
They want to bring about the end of the world in an orgy of consumerist ignorance. Better use up those last few resources even if it means poisoning us all.

I would love to see an end to these bastards. I am not, by any means a man of violence, but I suspect that if someone were to build a nice long wall and line up all the capitalists, bankers and their apologists and proceed to shoot them, I doubt whether I would manage much more than a shake of my head and a loud tut as a symbol of my disapproval. 


Dave said...

I read that article this morning - at least I assume it's the one to which you refer. In it he tells us that his car is older than Queen Victoria.

He is trampling on the faces of hard-working, underpaid car builders.

Donn Escapeons said...

Now, now. We know that you don't mean that or if you did... sort was purely a metaphorical thingamajig right?
(surely you have not forgotten in six months that all of this "stuff" gets reviewed and recorded and stored in a warehouse by the authorities, and then your name is forever sullied and it goes on the poop list and all of a sudden there are all kinds of vehicles parked outside your hoose with parabolic listening devices sticking oot the window and a parade of men (who all look the same) coming over to read meters or check this and that....

just sayin is all.

Vicus Scurra said...

Dave, you are exceptionally silly. Boris will probably give you a job.

Donn. I wouldn't pull the trigger. That is all.

Richard said...

He's a politician in a village down south. Unimportant.

Rol said...

Wow, you're like a left-wing Jeremy Clarkson. Take that as you will...

Z said...

Dave and I built a nice long wall. I trust this helps.

Pamela said...

There's no reason to ruin a perfectly good wall like that.

Vicus Scurra said...

Richard. We are not at home to Mrs Parochial.
Rol. I am nothing like Jeremy Clarkson.
Z. Thank you for your effort towards the revolution. It is comforting, also, that it has been blessed by the Methodist church.
Pamela. How would like me to ruin it?