Boris
is trying to make me cross again.
“What!?”,
is your response, “Are you deluded, he is trying to make everyone cross!”
“What
difference does that make?” is my reply. I know my Yossarian.
In
the Torygraph, Boris has come clean and admitted that the future of capitalism
involves all of us being able to buy expensive things that we don’t need, and
because there isn’t an alternative then we should all do just that.
I
suspect that the silly fucker has overspent this month, and needs some cash
wrung from the labour of the world’s poor people to make him feel a bit more
comfortable. Perhaps his shares in “International Child-Murdering War Machines” have taken a
dip. Let’s have a whip round for the odious tit, shall we?
There
is no alternative, or so Bozza and his slimy mates would have us believe.
They
want to bring about the end of the world in an orgy of consumerist ignorance.
Better use up those last few resources even if it means poisoning us all.
I
would love to see an end to these bastards. I am not, by any means a man of
violence, but I suspect that if someone were to build a nice long wall and line
up all the capitalists, bankers and their apologists and proceed to shoot them,
I doubt whether I would manage much more than a shake of my head and a loud tut
as a symbol of my disapproval.
8 comments:
I read that article this morning - at least I assume it's the one to which you refer. In it he tells us that his car is older than Queen Victoria.
He is trampling on the faces of hard-working, underpaid car builders.
Now, now. We know that you don't mean that or if you did... sort of..it was purely a metaphorical thingamajig right?
(surely you have not forgotten in six months that all of this "stuff" gets reviewed and recorded and stored in a warehouse by the authorities, and then your name is forever sullied and it goes on the poop list and all of a sudden there are all kinds of vehicles parked outside your hoose with parabolic listening devices sticking oot the window and a parade of men (who all look the same) coming over to read meters or check this and that....
just sayin is all.
Dave, you are exceptionally silly. Boris will probably give you a job.
Donn. I wouldn't pull the trigger. That is all.
He's a politician in a village down south. Unimportant.
Wow, you're like a left-wing Jeremy Clarkson. Take that as you will...
Dave and I built a nice long wall. I trust this helps.
There's no reason to ruin a perfectly good wall like that.
Richard. We are not at home to Mrs Parochial.
Rol. I am nothing like Jeremy Clarkson.
Z. Thank you for your effort towards the revolution. It is comforting, also, that it has been blessed by the Methodist church.
Pamela. How would like me to ruin it?
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