Saturday, January 21, 2012

No wasps allowed


I thought I would share with you this recent exchange of emails. I had not previously heard of or from the sender.
I will let you know if my correspondence with the gentleman who thinks that I am a fan of the St Louis Rams takes a turn for the interesting.



Hi Everyone,
Hope you're all having good weeks! Its about to get even better.... Please come for dinner around 7:30 on sat night. Oh and if you could text Adam or me when you arrive rather than buzzing, that would be great. Wild!!


I'll be there!
Who are you?
I don't use text - I'll just stand out in the street and scream if that is OK.
Who are you?

Is this a haiku??

Pls not to ask complicated questions, I am still trying to work out why I have been invited.
What are your expectations?

I'm so sorry! I had the wrong email address for my friend! Please ignore!

Oh, so I am not invited now, huh? This is because of the screaming in the street thing, isn't it?

4 comments:

Richard said...

You would only have embarrassed yourself.

Rol said...

I'd invite you to my dinner party if I had one. You might not want to eat the food though.

Vicus Scurra said...

Richard. Is that not the only purpose of dinner parties?
Rol. I detect a lack of enthusiasm in your invitation.

frontiereditor said...

Hold it on the stoop and you could have a landing party ....