Monday, January 30, 2012

He only does it to annoy

I have just sent this email to Stanley Johnson, father of Boris.

Yo Stan!
I see that young Boris is in the newspapers today backing the right of parents to physically chastise their children.

Let me know if you need any help with that. I have lots of good ideas, but may need a couple of days notice to get into physical shape to carry them out.

Do you ever regret not having all of the paraphernalia of the Inquisition to hand when he was a lad?

love and peace

1 comment:

Liz said...

Tickets to see Boris Johnson getting a clip 'round the ear from his Dad may prove more popular than tickets for the Olympics.