Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Can I ask you all to get in touch with your compassion and spare a thought for poor dear Brian Leveson. Prayers, if you are of that disposition might be appropriate. I do not know what the man has done to be punished so severely.
For many months he has had to listen to the outpourings of some of the most odious, criminal and slimy sectors of society day after day, with only the occasional comic interlude.
He has barely had time to wash the odour of Blair out of his clothes before he is sent back into the fray to deal with Gove and May.
I shall endeavour to find some suitably nourishing vegan snacks to send to him in the hope that he can struggle through.