Grinning vile bastard rubs stomach in anticipation of massive dinner at the taxpayers expense, while Philip invites another foreign Johnny to pull his finger.
The group photograph of some of the world's leading wastes of space. Some of these people have been thrown out of their own country, others are merely figureheads, and a small minority are fascist dictators. We welcome them all, torturers and sadists it matters not a jot.
Andrew politely asks whether there is room in the harem for a couple of frisky wenches that he wants to offload. Meanwhile Beatrice assumes that the Middle Eastern woman is a domestic servant and asks her to vacuum the curtains.
"Yes! I know! All I did was dress up as a nazi and the shit hit the fan, and here's you publicly executing people for witchcraft and nobody says fuck all! Amazing!"
"And remember to put the bloody covers back on the sofa before you leave"
"No, really, you can have them for free. No other bugger wants them."
"No, it's perfectly OK in this country for ginger people to walk around without tea-towels on their head! Crazy!"
The king of Swaziland is offended to be told that he is not the most despicable bastard at this gathering