Each year on 23rd
April, it seems that I am obliged, in the face of continued diarrhoea in the
media, to make clear the following carefully argued and philosophical points.
St George’s Day – fuck off.
Proud to be English – fuck off.
Isn’t it time we had an
English national anthem – fuck off.
Our national heritage – fuck off.
Our country’s better than
your country – fuck off.
Our country’s dad is better
than your country’s dad – fuck off.
Addendum:
A friend has pointed out that PPE is not available at Cambridge. So I changed the title. I am grateful for corrections.
Addendum:
A friend has pointed out that PPE is not available at Cambridge. So I changed the title. I am grateful for corrections.
22 comments:
How do you feel about Shakespeare though?
It used to be the day my car insurance got renewed.
It is World Book Night though. That should chear you up.
Shakespeare was from Laos.
What does World Book Night mean? What is a World Book? Pls not to confuse the natives.
I wrote chear. Come on.
Do you think I am in the habit of highlighting every little mistake?
According to Google, 23rd April is also the anniversary of the ZX Spectrum or something. I don't care about that either.
Thank you Mark, I felt obliged to visit Wikipedia after that.
I see that it is also the anniversary of the death of King Aethelred.
This is also of no interest.
WTF is a PPE anyway?
Hello Tom, what does "WTF" mean?
I once posted a 1st class letter in Cambridge, does this count ?
Well, Zig, it counts among those things that I don't much care about. Will that do?
Vicus, I have fucked off. What should I do now?
Christopher. Come right back. We love you.
Diarrhoea in the face is just horrible, darling.
I had no idea that Christopher used words like fucked and I'm a bit shocked, yet strangely reassured at the same time.
Z. I sense more than reassurance, I sense arousal. You naughty girl.
I didn't understand the title, but I coped with the post... especially the fuck off bits.
Oh Vicus, no one has called me a girl, let along naughty in the same breath, for many years. I'm strangely flattered (or possibly aroused, who's to tell?).
Rol. Well done! At this rate of progess you will soon be on a par with the rest of the commentators here.
Z. I can see you blushing from here.
ROSENROT?
Better watch out now for that YSCRO .
RENE COLATO ?
ROBERTO GROSSATESTA ?
TESS HILMO?
TAKKO 888?
There's a movie coming down the pike called :
" KANSAS KINGS".
Better watch out now for YSPARK - EPARK- ENEST.
Nick & Caron taking it " seriously".
With Sly.
You call it " BEOPEDED"?
How so very OSIRIS!
rule britannia
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha
FSANTASTIC new meds :))))
Hi,
I have a quick question about your blog, do you think you could email me?
David
My email address is on my profile.
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