As an early morning treat, Liz was cheered up by looking at some really old dudes.
The first really feeble assassination attempt of the day.
Mick wonders how many more fucking boats he has got to look at, and whether anyone would notice if he slapped the really annoying tart clapping in his ear.
Sophie gets very excited, as she spots the Queen. Shortly after this photograph was taken, Mick had to be dragged off of her throat, as she asked for the third time who was in the boat.
Liz did not feel inclined to embrace Cammie's imprecation to "look at the tits on that".
Charles is visibly tense as he prepares for the musical chairs final.
Charles wasn't entirely sure what it was, but was still fairly sure that there wasn't any "dozy tart" on the table.
As had been feared, Fergie gatecrashed yet another event.