The Indescribable reports "Nigel
Farage says homosexuality makes most Britons aged over 70 feel uncomfortable as
he defends candidate Roger Helmer"
This is a tricky one, isn't it? Maybe our
Nige is telling the truth for once. I tend to err on the side of fairness, and
just because someone has a proven track record of talking total bollocks all of
the time, it does not prove that he is not occasionally capable of telling the
truth once or twice. But let's put him aside for a moment. I would quite like
to put him aside permanently – it is not as though there is a shortage of twats
to replace him.
Let us turn our attention for a moment
then to the elderly. Yes, they may be irritating and irrelevant, but that does
not mean that they are not deserving of compassion. So, granddad, if
homosexuality makes you feel uncomfortable the solution is simple. Stop doing
it. Alternatively, find a less painful way of doing it – I am sure that these
exist, but don’t wish to encourage the use of this website for the
dissemination of such information.
If any of you wish to tell Roger how to
roger Nigel in a less painful way, his website is here: http://www.rogerhelmermep.co.uk/
4 comments:
If Mr Helmer wishes to avoid the attention of predatory homosexualists, he ought to ditch that tache. The skimpy denim shorts are probably a bad move as well.
I don't wish to upset you but you are yourself one of the elderly these days. So what are your feelings?
I am sure that Mr Helmer reads this, Tim, and will be very grateful.
As for "Anonymous" you saucy minx - thank you for the offer, but no.
And this is why I love you.
Pearl
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