Monday, January 31, 2005

Yes, it was me

Do any of my readers have the problem of being molested by movie stars?
I am getting a little weary of the sordid experiences, quite honestly. Can't they just learn to leave me alone. That bloody Michelle Pfeiffer is the worst.

3 comments:

Son of Groucho said...

Sometimes being drop-dead-gorgeous can be a curse!

Anonymous said...

What was Lara on, and can I get some? ~Sheryl

Mark Gamon said...

The next time Michelle P tries it on, please feel free to direct her in my direction. You can tell her that while I clearly don't have your suave charm and urbane good looks, I do at least cook a mean post-coital scrambled egg.

Thanks for the link by the way. It's been reciprocated. Apparently the more two-way links you can generate, the more impressed Google is. I have no idea why...