Tedious, ungrammatical, unoriginal and tasteless crap from someone old enough to know better.
Monday, January 31, 2005
Yes, it was me
Do any of my readers have the problem of being molested by movie stars? I am getting a little weary of the sordid experiences, quite honestly. Can't they just learn to leave me alone. That bloody Michelle Pfeiffer is the worst.
The next time Michelle P tries it on, please feel free to direct her in my direction. You can tell her that while I clearly don't have your suave charm and urbane good looks, I do at least cook a mean post-coital scrambled egg.
Thanks for the link by the way. It's been reciprocated. Apparently the more two-way links you can generate, the more impressed Google is. I have no idea why...
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Sometimes being drop-dead-gorgeous can be a curse!
What was Lara on, and can I get some? ~Sheryl
The next time Michelle P tries it on, please feel free to direct her in my direction. You can tell her that while I clearly don't have your suave charm and urbane good looks, I do at least cook a mean post-coital scrambled egg.
Thanks for the link by the way. It's been reciprocated. Apparently the more two-way links you can generate, the more impressed Google is. I have no idea why...
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