Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Maya

A good friend, a Mr Trellis of North Hertfordshire, was advised by a commenter on his splendid journal to try some ketamine.
I had not heard of this particular narcotic either, and had to look it up.
The first website that I came to suggested that it was commonly known as “blind squid”. I choose not to believe this nonsense, too reminiscent of Mr Morris’s “Cake”.
This internet thingy is very misleading. Being a trusting sort, I am inclined to believe what I read. I now find myself, somewhat like Raja Janaka, questioning which of my perceptions is real and which is illusory. I would welcome advice on this matter. If Messrs Google, Gates and Yahoo are perpetrating an elaborate hoax, then I think that we should all be told.

12 comments:

Mark Gamon said...

In my day, marijuana was briefly known as Ice Cream.

I'm not sure why. We were young. Perhaps we thought it was funny. Or maybe we were trying to put the pigs off the scent, man...

Vicus Scurra said...

Stopping freaking me out, man. You're messing with my head now.

zoe said...

is everyone in england called 'trellis' ? when i were a lass, marijuana was known as trellis. such a coincidence.

Mark Gamon said...

Not when I was a lad. But it is now.

Pssst, wanna score some dynamite Lebanese trellis?

Vicus Scurra said...

I've got some Latvian oxo and a kilo of azalea orgasm if anyone is interested.
I snorted some Kinnock's draino last week, and was peeing purple ink for a fortnight.
TFM man.

Mark Gamon said...

Ah, Azalea Orgasm. The 1970s organic equivalent of Viagra.

zoe said...

oooooooo, lebanese trellis - alright, i'll settle for 5gr. are you interested in some french chalk ?

Mark Gamon said...

Is that like French Letter? Or French Kiss? If so I'm jolly interested. Especially now I have some Azalea Orgasm...

Mark Gamon said...

I'm lowering the tone again, aren't I?

Vicus Scurra said...

Not sure that we ever had any tone to begin with, Mark.
I try to discourage it.

zoe said...

vicus doesn't even know the meaning of tone. he thinks that's tony blair's nickname.

Mark Gamon said...

A tone-free zone
I'm a poet
And I know it

(I've been drinking. Hic. Scuse me)