I have left a little comment over at Boris's website, lending him a little support in his latest hardship.
Boris, you remember how a few weeks ago I rebuked you for not calling in for tea when you were passing, well, in the light of recent news stories, the invitation still stands, but there will be a full body search as part of our new security procedures when you leave. This will, of course, be done with maximum propriety.
To save time, if any little trinket catches your eye, just ask for it. I am not a rich man by your standards, but neither am I ungenerous.
For those of you not abreast with current affairs (i.e. all of you) here is a link to the story in question in the Torygraph.