Thursday, February 28, 2008

Help society by helping yourself

I have left a little comment over at Boris's website, lending him a little support in his latest hardship.

Boris, you remember how a few weeks ago I rebuked you for not calling in for tea when you were passing, well, in the light of recent news stories, the invitation still stands, but there will be a full body search as part of our new security procedures when you leave. This will, of course, be done with maximum propriety.

To save time, if any little trinket catches your eye, just ask for it. I am not a rich man by your standards, but neither am I ungenerous.

For those of you not abreast with current affairs (i.e. all of you) here is a link to the story in question in the Torygraph.

13 comments:

Homey Escapeon said...

Slow News Day?
Can't they just stick a full page topless 'up&coming' actress on page 1 and be done with it?

Poor bloody Boris, 'eez a shite magnet he iz, he iz.

Vicus Scurra said...

To be fair, HE, it wasn't front page news, and the BBC didn't even mention it in the pages I looked at. Boris used to write for the Torygraph, which is why he got so much exposure there.
Today, on the other hand, is a very slow news day. All about some spotty pubescent twat in the army.

john.g. said...

Got a spare cigar?

Boris for P.M.!

Homey Escapeon said...

Slow News Day?
Earthquakes Schmearthquakes!

Dave said...

Having visited your house myself, I understand how Boris might confuse it with a bombed-out palace, so you are right to be cautious.

Vicus Scurra said...

Yes, Dave, and I am still awaiting the return of the urn containing Aunt Druscilla's ashes and the authographed copy of Liberace's autobiography.

Victor Mildew said...

Cor blimey guv! You know Boris?I'm impressed. Tell him if he's ever passing the "Merrie Monk" at Dunton Basset to call in and John G will buy him (and me) a pint.

Vicus Scurra said...

Keith! You are still alive! If existence in Earl Shilton can be classified as "life", that is.
Many and varied are my friends, so much so that I have to remove all comments here from the likes of Vladimir Putin and Esther Rantzen in case other contributors feel inhibited.

Dyna Girl said...

spotty twat is different here, you know. You can see one in Grantham.

frontiereditor said...

The only reason the cigar case ven made the news was that Matt Drudge probably violated the media embargo on its whereabouts.

"I only wanted serve with my mates, not to be noticed and hounded by the media," the case reportedly told Drudge Sunday

Carmenzta said...

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. (Not my own, I borrowed it from somewhere, maybe Freud?)

Vicus Scurra said...

You know, from time to time, I am accused by my American readers (a Mrs Trellis of North Washington) of not being intelligible.
Well, you last three commentators have sure got me beat.

frontiereditor said...

I'll settle for being igible, thank you much . . .