Monday, February 04, 2008

Old friends

Aware that Hephzibah had done a very good drawing of her house, Boris tried, unsuccessfully, to hide behind her with his "drawing" that was actually an email from his mum telling him his tie wasn't quite straight.
Sergeant Major Livingstone told private Johnson and his pal that they would not need to wear camouflage for the trip to Iraq. He guaranteed that they would be quite safe without it.

16 comments:

Pamela said...

I'd like to start my comment out with 'Huh?' and then finish with a bold 'wha..?'

Vicus Scurra said...

Pamela, sweetie, if you don't keep up with international politics, it is hardly anyone else's fault is it?
How is that nice President Eisenhower getting on?

Homo Escapeons said...

How do you say 'Don't shoot I am an Albino' in Arabic?

john.g. said...

Boris for Prime Minister!!

Beats the twat we've got now!

KAZ said...

I've just noticed Boris's twin sister on the right of that top photo.
Now that is scary!

Richard said...

I'm wondering what Boris has got round that poor girl's neck.

Vicus Scurra said...

HE. You just wear the Tory rosette. See Reg's site - you will have to scroll down a fair bit to see it.
John G. This is a Tory free zone. You are very welcome, but you will be ridiculed at every turn. You great soft haputh.
Kaz. No, that is a tree. Not his twin, because I counted the rings.
Richard. I love you. I so value a perceptive reader.

Homo Escapeons said...

Boris is obviously enjoying his photo-op with the brave, young, fertile, soldiers who having endured his well intentioned lecture on dangling participles, have reconsidered their mandate in Iraqistan and volunteered to serve Her Majesty and have their military records expunged, by being shipped off to marry Australian convicts.

I, still, like the views said...

ah, Boris. . .

*sigh*

Dave said...

Boris...Ken...Boris...Ken.

How glad I am that I don't live in London, and have to decide between the two.

raincoaster said...

Roots?

MJ said...

Ooo look who's up off his throne!

Dyna Girl said...

perfectly safe, indeed!

I, still, like the views said...

you could learn a thing or two vicus, from Boris' new hairdresser

Vicus Scurra said...

ILTV. I am certain that this is the case. I like to think of myself who is always open to the gaining of knowledge. However, in the cause of disambiguisation, could you please clarify whether I should style my hair as Boris does, or that you have had an interaction with his hairdresser of an undisclosed nature that has impressed you in some way?

I, still, like the views said...

the latter

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