Thank Heavens Boris is going to prioritise crime.. why does it have to happen at those ungodly hours anyway?
Bloody inconvenient if you ask me!Criminals should bloody well be stuck working 9 to 5 like the rest of us. Why do they think they're so bloody special anyway?
Yours Sincerely, Margaret Bloody Thatcher O.B.Quiet.
are you going to take many of the above questions seriously? if you aren't, do you think that your current "celebrity image" will hamper you should you be elected? how long will it take you to shirk it off and become a politican that we can take seriously?
lots of love
ILTV
(I didn't tell him that I once met his brother on a railway station; nor that he [BJ] and I had a lovely chat at the London Aquarium. . .)
"Boris, What are you views on Arsene Wenger's plans to play two up front, with one man in "the hole", while still relying on an ostensibly defensive midfield which undermines the overt talents of some of Europe's uppermost khalifs of kick?"
I don't hold out much hope - but I'll keep an eye out.
(what was going on this evening between half seven and nine o'clock? noone asked any questions! the great British public must have been having their tea, I suspect. . .)
Stop getting excited young lady. It's only the Torygraph. Your prize is to make a prediction about how Boris will answer your question. And mine and Reg's come to that. Reg doesn't win anything. We wouldn't want him to cheer up, would we?
I can't wait to have Boris as mayor. In NO WAY will this make us the laughing stock of the world. In NO WAY will we be considered the drooling village idiot of capital cities. In NO WAY will we be on a par with any city that votes for a porn star/ageing actor who... oh wait...
are these, on balance, the types of questions that you hoped people would fire at you? do you find it disappointing that a lot of people don't take you seriously: or do you see it as a challenge to overcome? if the latter, how do we know you will be conentrating your energies on running London, should you win next week?
you are cordially invited to distract me from Boris' evil attempts to woo me to the voting booth on Thursday, by gracing my party with your presence. . .
until then your assistance in the preparations would be delightful
I would have asked why we are all supposed to be interested in an election in a remote corner of the UK. I hope Newsnight and Question Time will be given up to special programming the next time Orkney Islands Council goes to the polls.
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Thank Heavens Boris is going to prioritise crime..
why does it have to happen at those ungodly hours anyway?
Bloody inconvenient if you ask me!Criminals should bloody well be stuck working 9 to 5 like the rest of us. Why do they think they're so bloody special anyway?
Yours Sincerely,
Margaret Bloody Thatcher O.B.Quiet.
dear Boris (I assume we're on first name terms?)
are you going to take many of the above questions seriously? if you aren't, do you think that your current "celebrity image" will hamper you should you be elected? how long will it take you to shirk it off and become a politican that we can take seriously?
lots of love
ILTV
(I didn't tell him that I once met his brother on a railway station; nor that he [BJ] and I had a lovely chat at the London Aquarium. . .)
I heartily loath London, and all the elitist things it stands for.
Boris, on the other hand, is quite a nice chap. Perhaps he should stand for mayor of our town next.
"Boris,
What are you views on Arsene Wenger's plans to play two up front, with one man in "the hole", while still relying on an ostensibly defensive midfield which undermines the overt talents of some of Europe's uppermost khalifs of kick?"
I don't hold out much hope - but I'll keep an eye out.
YEAY!! they published mine
what's the prize?
XXX
and reg's!!! what's his prize?
:-)
(what was going on this evening between half seven and nine o'clock? noone asked any questions! the great British public must have been having their tea, I suspect. . .)
Stop getting excited young lady. It's only the Torygraph.
Your prize is to make a prediction about how Boris will answer your question. And mine and Reg's come to that.
Reg doesn't win anything. We wouldn't want him to cheer up, would we?
Where's London? Is it important?
do we get prizes for answering richard's question?
I remain blissfully comment less and yet feel compelled to do so. Please forgive me.
ILTV. We are not at home to Mrs Pushy.
Kindness. It is enough to know that you are here.
Richard: it is a place completely up its own bottom with delusions that the rest of the country believes it is the centre of the universe. No.
The Daily Telegraph? Your readers? Vic, you have finally gone and lost it. Is that why you're taking a break?
I can't wait to have Boris as mayor. In NO WAY will this make us the laughing stock of the world. In NO WAY will we be considered the drooling village idiot of capital cities. In NO WAY will we be on a par with any city that votes for a porn star/ageing actor who... oh wait...
. . to the good man:
dear Boris
are these, on balance, the types of questions that you hoped people would fire at you? do you find it disappointing that a lot of people don't take you seriously: or do you see it as a challenge to overcome? if the latter, how do we know you will be conentrating your energies on running London, should you win next week?
lots of love
he didn't answer many questions, did he. . .
dear vicus
you are cordially invited to distract me from Boris' evil attempts to woo me to the voting booth on Thursday, by gracing my party with your presence. . .
until then your assistance in the preparations would be delightful
RSVP
XXX
Jumped on this bandwagon too late - as usual.
I would have asked why we are all supposed to be interested in an election in a remote corner of the UK. I hope Newsnight and Question Time will be given up to special programming the next time Orkney Islands Council goes to the polls.
Crewe by-election soon, too. That's infinitely more important than this parish council stuff.
oh bugger
I forgot to vote
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