Monday, April 21, 2008

Bozza for mayor? Laugh, I nearly went to London.

Until I get back into the flow of writing again you will have to entertain yourselves.
Today's competition is to post an entry here, and to get it published.

21 comments:

Donn said...

Thank Heavens Boris is going to prioritise crime..
why does it have to happen at those ungodly hours anyway?

Bloody inconvenient if you ask me!Criminals should bloody well be stuck working 9 to 5 like the rest of us. Why do they think they're so bloody special anyway?

Yours Sincerely,
Margaret Bloody Thatcher O.B.Quiet.

I, still, ♥ the views said...

dear Boris (I assume we're on first name terms?)

are you going to take many of the above questions seriously? if you aren't, do you think that your current "celebrity image" will hamper you should you be elected? how long will it take you to shirk it off and become a politican that we can take seriously?

lots of love

ILTV


(I didn't tell him that I once met his brother on a railway station; nor that he [BJ] and I had a lovely chat at the London Aquarium. . .)

Dave said...

I heartily loath London, and all the elitist things it stands for.

Boris, on the other hand, is quite a nice chap. Perhaps he should stand for mayor of our town next.

Reg Pither said...

"Boris,
What are you views on Arsene Wenger's plans to play two up front, with one man in "the hole", while still relying on an ostensibly defensive midfield which undermines the overt talents of some of Europe's uppermost khalifs of kick?"

I don't hold out much hope - but I'll keep an eye out.

I, still, ♥ the views said...

YEAY!! they published mine

what's the prize?

XXX

I, still, ♥ the views said...

and reg's!!! what's his prize?

:-)

I, still, ♥ the views said...

(what was going on this evening between half seven and nine o'clock? noone asked any questions! the great British public must have been having their tea, I suspect. . .)

Vicus Scurra said...

Stop getting excited young lady. It's only the Torygraph.
Your prize is to make a prediction about how Boris will answer your question. And mine and Reg's come to that.
Reg doesn't win anything. We wouldn't want him to cheer up, would we?

Richard said...

Where's London? Is it important?

I, still, ♥ the views said...

do we get prizes for answering richard's question?

Kindness said...

I remain blissfully comment less and yet feel compelled to do so. Please forgive me.

Vicus Scurra said...

ILTV. We are not at home to Mrs Pushy.
Kindness. It is enough to know that you are here.

Dave said...

Richard: it is a place completely up its own bottom with delusions that the rest of the country believes it is the centre of the universe. No.

Lin said...

The Daily Telegraph? Your readers? Vic, you have finally gone and lost it. Is that why you're taking a break?

lucyfishwife said...

I can't wait to have Boris as mayor. In NO WAY will this make us the laughing stock of the world. In NO WAY will we be considered the drooling village idiot of capital cities. In NO WAY will we be on a par with any city that votes for a porn star/ageing actor who... oh wait...

Mrs Pushy said...

. . to the good man:

dear Boris

are these, on balance, the types of questions that you hoped people would fire at you? do you find it disappointing that a lot of people don't take you seriously: or do you see it as a challenge to overcome? if the latter, how do we know you will be conentrating your energies on running London, should you win next week?

lots of love

I, still, ♥ the views said...

he didn't answer many questions, did he. . .

I, still, ♥ the views said...

dear vicus

you are cordially invited to distract me from Boris' evil attempts to woo me to the voting booth on Thursday, by gracing my party with your presence. . .

until then your assistance in the preparations would be delightful

RSVP

XXX

Malc said...

Jumped on this bandwagon too late - as usual.

I would have asked why we are all supposed to be interested in an election in a remote corner of the UK. I hope Newsnight and Question Time will be given up to special programming the next time Orkney Islands Council goes to the polls.

Richard said...

Crewe by-election soon, too. That's infinitely more important than this parish council stuff.

I, still, ♥ the views said...

oh bugger

I forgot to vote