Thursday, October 23, 2008

Moist

17 comments:

Dave said...

This was on television at the weekend. How I laughed.

Do you suppose he was a Baptism minister?

Richard said...

Omigawd omigawd omigawd.

Richard said...

Rather oddly, the word verification for my previous comment was aquale

Vicus Scurra said...

Richard! Aquale! Omigawd!
Dave. I watched television at the weekend, but I didn't see it.

Leni Qinan said...

Have you ever seen on the TV underwater weddings, where everybody wear their neopren suit?

This is the cheap version.

Leni Qinan said...

My word verification was Hydral. (
(Not so rather oddly, I think Vicus has been working hard on that all night)).

BTW Vicus, thanks for following. I follow too. ;))

The Mistress said...

"Moist"...

I love it when you talk dirty, Vicus.

Vicus Scurra said...

Leni. Cheap weddings are the second best, and still along way behind the best, which is "no wedding".
MJ. I have no idea to what you allude. Slut.

Leni Qinan said...

I totally agree with you. And sorry for not showing. Techy reasons I will never understand.

I, Like The View said...

I don't see what's so funny

Vicus Scurra said...

ILTV, you are quite right, a beautiful occasion spoiled.

The Mistress said...

There. You just did it again.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh, one would be a dried up poo bag not to find wedding mishaps some of the greatest comedy of all.

I nearly pee'd my drawers.

Unknown said...

Oh that poor girl....

I hope that as time passes she might be able to laugh about it....I'm sure now it's not that amusing to her.

zoe said...

That was funnier than Father Ted. And I think the the bride was positively wet, not just moist.

Word verification: squiti

Quite appropriate considering the amount of time that I've spent on the loo today.

Boz said...

I note the groom didn't exactly rush to dive in and save her. Or the priest.

I'm watch telly right now. It's James Bond. Roger more at the threadbare end of his tenure as double o.

Is this thing on?

Romeo Morningwood said...

HA!
They're off to a great start!

I have no doubt that the Bride will not attempt another poolside wetting after she shelves her starter marriage. The Groom didn't dive in to save her..tsk tsk..or pound the sh*t out of the best man..who up until that day was also his best friend.

I'll bet you she runs off with the best man. Afterall, the best man really knows how to moisten the ole knickers eh?
Say no more-say NO more!