"And what do you do?". Same damn silly question every year, I was going to say "A bloody sight more than your bloody family," but Bert tried that last year and finished up on the table at Windsor with half a watermelon up his arse.
"Oh look! Your hats are the same colour as your jackets! Whose dumb idea was that?"
"And how long have you been a swan?"
Representatives from the Henley Aqua Sports club demonstrate the dying art of swan juggling.
From an early age the birds are taught to bow in the appropriate manner.
Liz is less than amused to find that, due to the credit crunch, her trip to Anchorage will take longer than anticipated.
"Then you snap the neck just here."