Thursday, April 19, 2012

May cause offence to excrement


In this ever-changing world, it is gratifying to see that the Torygraph maintains the traditions that have made it the watchword for bigotry and mendacity for longer than any of us can remember.

This sub-heading from their website is from today, not 1876:


Immigration has made it harder than ever for parents to secure a place at a good primary school.”

 

Ignoring the fact that most parents, apart from Torygraph readers, do not need to be at primary school, it is nice to know that irrelevant differences between we citizens of the world will always be pointed out by the despicable Barclay brothers and their anus sucking lackeys.

 

They go on to highlight their story with this well-chosen photograph.

 



It is that poor white boy I feel so sorry for, obviously having to wait until he is almost pubescent before being able to attend kindergarten.

 

“Mind you”, said his mummy, “he is dumber than a sack of turds.”

 

 

9 comments:

Richard said...

Milk monitor just realised there hasn't been any milk since 1972

Christopher said...

I shall be relieved if you can assure me that no excrement was harmed during the writing of this piece.

Vicus Scurra said...

Richard. I suspect that the milk monitor is brighter than that. There is only one thicky in this class.
Christopher. Please be assured that nothing has been harmed apart from taste.

Z said...

You have made me very happy, Vicus. That was funny.

Vicus Scurra said...

Thank you Z. You are very kind.

Zig said...

dislike is not really strong enough for Gove is it? but you only get the option to 'like' on FB and I don't.

Zig said...

dislike is not really strong enough for Gove is it? but you only get the option to 'like' on FB and I don't.

Vicus Scurra said...

Good on you, Zig. You said it twice.

Geoff said...

And there was me thinking house prices were to blame.