My friends at BBC news are pleased to report that women who exercise by doing housework reduce the risk of breast cancer.
For my final competition of the year, can you guess the gender of the researchers?
If you need a clue, it was the same team who earlier in the year found that sitting in a recliner watching soccer was the equivalent of acupressure on the points most associated with arthritis, liver disease and knob-rot.
We should applaud such scientific discoveries and reward these researchers with titles and cash.
So, come along ladies. You missed a bit in the corner. And please bob down if you are walking in front of the television.