Tedious, ungrammatical, unoriginal and tasteless crap from someone old enough to know better.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Glastonbury? I have pissed better.
Scurra productions is proud to launch the exciting supergroup "The Chair". Described as a fusion of rock and blues, and combining the best of the Grateful Dead, Zappa, Janis Joplin and Des O'Connor, a UK tour will be announced shortly.
did Tom build that? - it's very eh . . . big -still the photo proves he's still alive I suppose (well in body) and is that the lovely Mrs S? Who's that fat old geezer in the blue smock tho?
See the view between the legs there, well I live in almost totally the opposite direction but you wouldn't be able to see where cos there is a hill and some woods in the way.
Hey Man have you been, like, waiting there, since like, the Harmonic Convergence? Wasn't that, like, in August of 1987? That is far f*ckin' out Man! Those must have been 'killer' shrooms!
The Chair...Right On! Next time I'm in court, I'll like, yell, "Yo Judge, GIVE ME THE CHAIR, MAN!" but they, like, prolly won't be hip to your band Man! I'll say not the chair MAN, I mean like, the CHAIR, Man. WOAH these flashbacks are getting so real Man...gotta go Man there is something on the News about the Beatles breakin' up...
Richard. We are much higher than that. Ziggi, at this time the band is declining to answer questions of a personal nature. They recognise that superstardom will inevitably bring intrusions on privacy, but currently they prefer to concentrate on their artistry. Tom. Invitation? Not necessary. We are in the car on the way back now. Geoff! You are back! Nice to know that the idiocy quotient is being restored. Donn. You are seriously disturbed. I think I love you.
It is even more sad than the way you described it originally. I know there's not a lot to do on Dartmoor - satanic hounds having been depleted, thanks to SH - but that is ridiculous.
Fucking supergroups. Ideas above their station in life. That's where it all went wrong, IMHO.
Meanwhile, I was convinced the big chair was on Hampstead Heath. Now it turns out it's in Devon. I'm getting old and tired trying to figure out these little mysteries...
Great meeting you too, Vicus. Even if North Herts could only offer ordinary chairs. Where's my post about the Muntjacs?
14 comments:
it looks very comfortable. . . I could knit you a cushion to make it more so if you'd like
:-)
ILTV, you are so warm hearted.
'kin hippies.
That chair's only 3" high really.
did Tom build that? - it's very eh . . . big -still the photo proves he's still alive I suppose (well in body) and is that the lovely Mrs S? Who's that fat old geezer in the blue smock tho?
I say Vicus, what a lovely snap. It was great fun having you to stay - now fuck off and don't come back til you're invited OK.
See the view between the legs there, well I live in almost totally the opposite direction but you wouldn't be able to see where cos there is a hill and some woods in the way.
Ooooh.. Land of the Giants.
I remember the night The Chair went electric.
"Judas!" shouted a wag in the audience.
Hey Man have you been, like, waiting there, since like, the Harmonic Convergence?
Wasn't that, like, in August of 1987?
That is far f*ckin' out Man!
Those must have been 'killer' shrooms!
The Chair...Right On!
Next time I'm in court, I'll like, yell,
"Yo Judge, GIVE ME THE CHAIR, MAN!" but they, like, prolly won't be hip to your band Man!
I'll say not the chair MAN, I mean like, the CHAIR, Man.
WOAH these flashbacks are getting so real Man...gotta go Man there is something on the News about the Beatles breakin' up...
Richard. We are much higher than that.
Ziggi, at this time the band is declining to answer questions of a personal nature. They recognise that superstardom will inevitably bring intrusions on privacy, but currently they prefer to concentrate on their artistry.
Tom. Invitation? Not necessary. We are in the car on the way back now.
Geoff! You are back! Nice to know that the idiocy quotient is being restored.
Donn. You are seriously disturbed. I think I love you.
It is even more sad than the way you described it originally. I know there's not a lot to do on Dartmoor - satanic hounds having been depleted, thanks to SH - but that is ridiculous.
Fucking supergroups. Ideas above their station in life. That's where it all went wrong, IMHO.
Meanwhile, I was convinced the big chair was on Hampstead Heath. Now it turns out it's in Devon. I'm getting old and tired trying to figure out these little mysteries...
Great meeting you too, Vicus. Even if North Herts could only offer ordinary chairs. Where's my post about the Muntjacs?
Put it up on Youtube. NOW.
So that avatar is the real you!
Hmmmm.
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