Saturday, March 07, 2009

This will be next week's quote of the week. In Twat's Weekly

In celebration of being chosen as the New Statesman's political quote of the week, I thought that I would educate the many new readers sent here by that esteemed organ by sharing some insight into our culturally diverse society and providing some helpful analysis of the complex political choices that we face.

Then I thought, bollocks, I will follow the example of my dear friend Rog, who found this well of wisdom on his own and didn't need it to be approved by the New Statesman.

I have one also, although most of you will have heard mine.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are out riding one day when Tonto dismounts (No, it's not that sort of story, Dave, you can use this one in your next sermon) and puts his ear to the ground.
"Buffalo come"
"How can you tell?"
"Face sticky".

Thank you. I am here all week.


Dave said...

I am humbled to be the first to comment at such an highly-regarded site.

Rol said...

I'm far too dim to understand politics, so I'm glad you went back to the cum jokes that made you justly famous.

Mrs Trellis of North Wales said...

I require a little more titillation that this.

Please try harder.

Rog said...

Blimey you are in the Big Time now Vicus - you learn something every day. You are Rik Mayall aren't you?

At least you've now taught me where the creamy texture of Buffalo Mozzarella comes from.

Donn Coppens said...

Well I am delighted that you have been outted..the Interwebs could use an intellectual.

You are becoming a cyberlebrity.

Please don't forget the "little people" and say hi to Clooney, Perez Hilton and Jade Goody at those fancy-schmancy lunches.

I'll never forget you.

Vicus Scurra said...

Dave. You know that I will always be thinking of you.
Rol. Yes indeed, no matter how exalted one becomes, one should never forget one's roots.
Mrs T. Use your proper name. Fraud.
Rog. Glad to expand your already wide knowledge.
Donn. Little people? Are you a pygmy?

Geoff said...

How do buffalo masturbate?

Adam said...

Ah, that reminds me of another classic joke.

A penguin is driving his car through a small desert town when his vehicle breaks down. He has it towed to the mechanic, a walrus, and then departs to get a vanilla ice cream. The penguin becomes so uncomfortable in the desert heat that he smears the ice cream all over his face to cool off.

Finally, he returns to the mechanic to check on his car. "It looks like you blew a seal" the walrus tells him.

"No, it's just ice cream."