Friday, October 23, 2009

As promised

The Torygraph offers me the opportunity to return to topics promised in my last post.

A fine US citizen has been arrested for indecency after been seen ‘making coffee’ in his own home while naked. A passing woman (Pam? And why were you on stilts? And do you always carry binoculars?) with a 7 year old boy saw him.

She obviously took exception to his frappuccino, or didn’t approve of his method of stirring the brew. Perhaps she thought that his latte was too skinny. Perhaps he is the chap who put the “swell” into Macswell House (geddit?).

Tomorrow, the story of the man dunkin donuts in his kitchen.

I was also pleased to read the headline at the BBC that “Nasa should scrap Ares rocket”. Until I realised my mistake. It certainly sounded very unpleasant and dangerous.


Gordie said...

In related news, a judge on the "Fifth Circuit" has decided that same-sex sexual harrassment is not illegal in the USA So, it's probably okay to stir your coffee in front of your male colleagues. Added to which, the wordver for this comment is 'bummeth'.

Dave said...

There are a couple of typos in this post, Vicus. Were you a bit excited as you typed?

Vicus Scurra said...

Gordie, thank you. I see that the complainant was called "Connie Love". It would be difficult to address her without appearing to be sexually condescending, wouldn't it?
Dave. Thank you for your vigilance. I have corrected a couple of typos, but am not sure whether they are the ones to which you referred.

Geoff said...

I like coffee, I like tea,
I like to let my bollocks swing free,
Coffee and tea and my bollocks swing free,
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup.

Rog said...

I have my coffee served to me by Scrotum, my wrinky retainer.

((c) Mr Vivian Stanshall)